Thursday, 31 March 2016

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Unsatisfied Wife/Women Funny Jokes With Pictures

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Funny Good Morning Jokes,Wishes,SMS,Messages,Quotes,One Liners

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Monday, 28 March 2016

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Funny Interview Jokes,One Liners,Questions Answers,Pictures

Santa Singh Interview Ke Liye Gaya. Naukri Already Boss Ke Salle Ko Mil Chuki Theeee.
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jarrori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe Thee Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha.

Santa Ki Bari Aaye...

Saturday, 26 March 2016

Funny Camera & Photography Jokes,One Liners,Quotes,Sayings,Stories,Pictures

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!

Friday, 25 March 2016

Funny Weight Loss Jokes,Dieting Jokes,One Liners,Pictures,Stories

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."...

Thursday, 24 March 2016

Funny Election Jokes,One Liners,Pictures,Slogans And Much More

Three men, 1 4rm U.S.A, another 1 4rm China, and the other 1 4rm Nigeria were debating on the tenchnological advancement in thier countries. The man 4rm U.S.A said; because of the technological advancement in my coumtry, election result comes out 3 days after the election. The 1 4rm China said; due to the technological advancement in my country, we know the winner of election 2 days after the election. The nigerian man laughed at them and said; then ur countries are not advanced technologicaly, in my country, election result comes out 1 week before the election day.

Which country is more advance?

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Hilarious Ant & Elephant Jokes,Stories,Riddles,Question Answers,PJs With Pictures

Best collection of hathi chiti(ant and elephant)jokes

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen.

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Most Funny Periodic Table Puns With Pictures

Funny Periodic Table Puns
A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:

1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

Nature:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:

Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Monday, 21 March 2016

Sunday, 20 March 2016

Latest Collection Of Funny School Humor,Hilarious Images,Question Answers

Funny School Jokes With Pictures

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

Saturday, 19 March 2016

Funny Jokes,Shayari On Holi Festival With Pictures

Me janha janha jata hoon,
Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,

are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai,

Holi Mubarak!

Friday, 18 March 2016

Funny Stories With Morals For Students In Hindi

Funny Stories With Morals For Students In Hindi

बंगाल के छोटे से गावं में एक बच्चा Titu रहता था...उसके स्कूल के बच्चे उसको हमेशा "उल्लू"बोलकर चिढाते थे...और उसकी टीचर उस की बेवकूफियों से हमेशा बहुत परेशान रहती थी...

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Funny Maths Equation Jokes

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time...

Funny Jokes For Brothers With Pictures

Reasons Why Your Brother Is Annoying But He Is So Special To You..

1. If you two are together, nothing can beat you..

2. He is the one who pampers you the most with every little thing which matters.

3. No secrets, no lies. You know everything about him, so does he.

4. He will make fun of you when you go out wearing your best dress but he knows you look awesome...

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Funny Jokes On Different States In India

आप कैसे पहचानेंगे कि आप  देश के किस हिस्से में है.....?
1) दो आदमी लड़ रहे हैं, एक आदमी आता है,
उन्हे देखता है और चला जाताहै... ये 'MUMBAI' है.

T20 World Cup Latest Funny Jokes With Pictures

Dhoni’s Mother: Beta Mahi, Market se sabzi le aa.Dhoni- Par Maa hum haar gaye na, toh log bahut gusse me hain!

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Funny Hair Removal Jokes,Stories,Reviews,Pictures

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT !

Funny Jokes On Himesh Reshammiya

तीन दिन पहले अपनी एक्टिंग के हमले से पूरे देश को दहलाने वाले कुख्यात अभिनेता हिमेश रेशमिया ने भविष्य में ऐसे और हमले करने की धमकी दी है। हिमेश ने कहा है कि “सरकार मुझे हल्के में ना ले, अभी मैं तीन और फ़िल्मों में एक्टिंग करुंगा।”

Sunday, 13 March 2016

Funny Jokes On Vijay Mallya With Hilarious Images

vijay mallya jokes

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Best Solution for Vijay Mallya: All Vijay Mallya needs right now is a statement saying he was harassed by Modi and he's left India due to "Intolerance"...

Thursday, 10 March 2016

7 Hilarious Jokes On Gutkha With Images

Here I'm sharing some of the funniest gutkha jokes with pictures

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG!UNCHHI PASAND!MANIKCHAND!

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

The Funniest Joke Ever Told In The History Of The Universe

the funniest joke ever told in the history of the universe

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Hilarious Jokes On Gabbar Singh

परीक्षा में गब्बरसिंह का चरित्र चित्रण करने के लिए कहा गया-
दसवीं के एक छात्र ने लिखा-

Funny Jokes On Digital India

Mein Digital India tabhi safal manunga jab me snapdeal se daru ki bottle kharid saku aur khali bottle OLX pe pech saku !

Akbar Birbal Non Veg Funny Jokes + Stories,Shayari & Much More

We all grew up listening to akbar birbal's funny stories & still ... here are their non veg jokes,stories,funny shayari...So here I'm sharing top funny non veg jokes of akbar birbal.

EK BAAR AKBAR , BIRBAL AUR AKBAR KI BEGUM BAGICHE MEIN GHOOMNE JAATE HAI.

Sunday, 6 March 2016

Funny Lie Detector Jokes

Lie Detector Robot Jokes

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!"

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Friday, 4 March 2016

Funny April Fools Pranks To Play On Your Friends


50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.

49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.

Hilarious Jokes Of BMW With Pictures

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Why I Fired My Secretary Hilarious Jokes

I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,
"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and
shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big
kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles,

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Leonardo Dicaprio Funny Jokes With Images

NDTV reporter to Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars:

What do you think about the rising intolerance in India?

Leo: No, I'm NOT returning this award. Not this one!

Saas Bahu Funny Jokes,Dialogues,Quotes

Saas Bahu se : Uthh jaa kambakht... Dekh Suraj kabka nikal aay hai.

Bahu : Hey.. Relax mom.. Woh sota bhi toh mujhse pehle hai..

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

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