Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Hilarious Ant & Elephant Jokes,Stories,Riddles,Question Answers,PJs With Pictures

Best collection of hathi chiti(ant and elephant)jokes

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen.

elephant and ant jokes
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An elephant falls in luv with an ant.

But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?

They gave a solid reason:
Ladke k daant bahar hai.
puns about elephants and ants
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ek chinti k shadi hathi se ho gayi aur kuch dino
baad hathi mar gaya .
Toh chinti boli ya khuda ye kaisi khudai 2 din ka
pyar aur zindgi bhar ki khudai.
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Chitti ne haathi ko aesa kya bola jis se vo behosh
ho gayi
batao batao…….?
chitti ne kaha MAI TUMHARE BACHE KI MAA BAN NE WALI HUN.
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Ant : what's your age? ? ?

Elephant : 5 yrS

ANT: But you look big!!!!!

Elephant: coZ I M A COMPLAN BOY ! grin emoticon

btw what's ur age?

Ant: 40yRs,

elephant : bUt u luk Young, !

Ant: POND$ AGE MIRACLE KA KAMAL HAI !
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Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.

One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.

Q. What did the other ant told her.

Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.
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Elephant Proposed to An Ant ”I LUV U”
ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U

Its not allowed to have Inter”size” Marriages in our community.
Please forget about me !
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Ek baar Chiti jaa rahi thi...

Raaste me usse haathi mila... haathi ne poocha... "hey chiti kaha jaa rahi ho".

chiti ne bola"frock silwane jaa rahi hu."


To haathi bola.. "Agar kapda bachee to mere liye pajama silwaa dena"
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once there was a ant eating a sugar in some shop the shopkeeper was saying again and again but it was not listening him

then an elephant came it asked him that not to eat the sugar and she stopped ............... and then shopkeeper demanded him that i was saying him from so many time but u said once he stopped how comes?

elephant answered him that
"gud nalon ishq meetha."
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Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..

The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..


Do you know why ???

because the cop suspected haathi as his photo did not match as he is too big to fit on a passport size photo.
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Ek baar haanthi aur cheeti mein zorr ki behas hui, bohot ladai hui ki unhone iss behas ko khatam karne ki liye panja ladayein, jo panja jeetega, usi ki baat sahi hogi..

Dono Punja ladane ki liye aamne saamne aa gaye .. fir bhi unki behas ka hall nahi hua..

bolo kyun…. ?? ???


Kyunki cheenthi aur haanthi k paas Panja hi nahi ladane ko toh panje se unki behas ka hal nahi ho saka.
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Ek hathi aeroplane me pilot chinti say headphone cheen leta hai.
Chinti says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
hathi says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare, aur gana tum akela suney
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A male Ant hops onto the back of a female Elephant, with a view to having his wicked way with her, the Elephant steps on a thorn and trumpets loudly the Ant says"am I hurting you?
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All the ants were rushing to hospital,
One asked why r u all rushing , where you need to go ?
they replied hospital. The first one asked why ?
they all replied , ELEPHANT HAD AN ACCIDENT , HE NEEDs BLOOD!
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A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to
swiming...then the elephant come out but the ant don't wanna come...
how come...
cuz the ant don't wear swiming dress.
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Aik Chiti or Hathi me bahut gahri dosti thi.

Hathi ne chiti se poocha: tum mere liye kiya kar sakti ho.

Chiti: me apne khoon ka aik aik katra tumhare liye baha sakti hoo.
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Q. Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

Ans: In its trunk of course!
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Chinti Auto Mein Beithi Or Ek Pair Bahar Rakha.

Autowala Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Akhir Chinti Se Puch Hi Liya

Driver: “Mam, Pair Andar Rakho”

Chinti: “Nahi, Raste Mein Hathi Aayega To Salo Ko Laat Marni Hai, Kal Saala Aankh Maar Ke Gya Tha”
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AGAR EK HAATHI PAANII MEIN GIR GAYA TO WOH BAHAR KAISE AAYEGA
SCROOL DOWN FOR ANWSER.

THINK........................................


STILL THINKING.
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Chiti or hathi bahut gahre dost hote hai, aik baar hanthi bimar ho jata hai.

Chiti bhagi bhagi hospital jati hai to raste me uski friend milti hai or puchhti hai, itni tez kaha bagi ja rahi hai. Chini ne bola mera dost hanthi ka accedient ho gaya hai, khoon ki zarurat hai wahi dene ja rahi hu.
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elephant jokes and riddles

teen haathiyan ek line se jaa rahe the...

first haathi kaha ki uski peeche do hathi
hai...


second haathi kaha uske peeche ek haathi
hai...

third haathi ne kaha ki uske peeche 2
haathi hai...

vo kaise???

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third haathi jhooth bol raha tha...!
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hathi chiti funny jokes

Hathi aur chiti ka prem viwah hua...

Dusre din hi HATHI mar gaya....!

Chiti boli,

"Wah re mohabat, ek din
ka pyar diya, aur sari umar Kabar khodane ka kam diya"
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Ek baar chinti motorbike par kahin ja rahi thi to haathi ne usse lift mangi...
Aage jake motorbike ka
accident ho gaya...

Hospital mein haathi ko admit karvaya gaya...


haathi ki ek tang toot gayi thi...

Lekin chinti ko kuch bhi nahi hua...!

batoa kyun...??

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KYUN KI CHINTI NE HELMET PEHANA HUA THA..!! (SAFE RIDER)
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Bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi...
Tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya...
Ek chiti hathi pe chad gayi...
tabhi ek dusri chiti ne kaha,
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duba de saale ko …. !!!!
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Hathi aur Chiti safar par ja rahe the. Hathi ne samaan apne kandhe par uthaya tha. Kuch der chalne ke baad Hathi ke kandhe dard karne lage.

Chiti: Kaha tha na maine ki samaan mujhe uthane do! Yahan meri koi sunta hi nahin!!
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Ek bar hathi aur chiti mein ishq ho jata hai...dono ghumne jate hai...ek padah pe chadne ki bari aati hai toh chiti hathi se puchti hai

'' tu chadah jaega ki main tere upar se utru...'
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Ek bar ek hathi nnaha raha tha toh chiti ne usse pukara ki oyye hathi pani se bahar nikal...hathi nahi suna...fir chiti ne pukara ki tu bahar nikal hai ki nahi....

Hathi bahar nikal kar aaya aur bola kya hua...chiti ne kaha chala jaa nahane wapas...main check kar rahi ki tune kahi meri chaddi toh nahi pehne jo kal chori hogae thi...

Hahahahah
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Ek bar kuch chitiya college se ghar jaa rahi thi aur raste mein hathi ne usse chedah diya...

Chiti ghar jakar khoob roi apni maa ke samne...

Usse shayam chiti ki maa ne hathi ki maa ko pukara aur kaha '' hathi ki maa apne bete ko samjha le ki humari beti ko na chedah varna mardah hamare ghar pe bhi hai''
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Once an elephant went for a walk and accidentally walked over few ants. The ants felt very sad, and decided upon revenge. One day, the elephant was sleeping under a tree. The ants climbed the tree. While leaning over, one fell on the haathi. The others started screaming "kuchal daal. dabaa daal saale ko.
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ek bar ek hathi ne chitti ko khane pe bulaya and bahut sara khana parosa:

hathi: arrey chitti tu mitha kyu nahi kha rahi hai...

chitti: arrey mujhe diabetes hai na isliya...
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1 chiti hathi par beth k ja rahi thi.

Raste me kaccha bridg aa gaya.

Usko dekh k chiti boli-

..............Jaanu cross kar loge,k utru?....:-)
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