Sunday, 28 May 2017

Funny Exam Result Jokes,Status,Quotes,Sayings,Shayari & Lot More

Hello Students ! In tension of results? Don't worry , Tapori Baba is here to tell you some funny result puns,hilarious quotes,status,shayari and much more humor related to the exam results.

funny exam result jokes

After Result : PASS

Teacher: arey akhir padhaya kisne tha!

Mom: Sab hanuman ji ki kripa hai

Papa: Arey beta kiska hai

True Friend: wah yaar... chal ek sutta pi ke aate hai..

But of Result : FAIL

Teacher: I knew that, arey class me koi response hi nahi deta tha

Mom: Sab uss mobile ki wajah se hai, bhagwan ne buddhi to di nahi hai

Papa: tumhara hi beta hai, aur laad pyar karo, sar par baithao..

sab badalte hain but

Friend: Koi nahi yaar, chal ek sutta pi ke aate hai 😀



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Funny Exam Result Quotes

RESULT AA GAYA..
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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai
Duniya Ujaad Sakte Hain..
Agree ?
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After Result - Girls Reaction :'(
Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir sesirf 91%

Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5baar revise karne k Baad Bhisirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number

Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath ,,,

Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) -
sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,, :'(

After Result - Boys Reaction ;)
Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya is baar..poray 66 % hain..ha ha ha

Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace .. hahahahaha

Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 45 % aa gaye ...warna To band bajj gaya tha..hahahahaha

Boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35%aaye hai na 1mark jadana 1 mark kam,
Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha ki mepass ho gaya,,
paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. hahaha
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College Campus:

Student 1: Results are out, come we'll go & see

Student 2: I'm with my dad. U see mine & please msg me. If fail in one subject say "Good morning to U" If 2 subjects then say "Good morning to u & ur dad"
Later,

Student 1:
Good morning to u & u r family & neighbours also
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Class 10: "Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
class 11:

"Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le phir aaram se rehna."

Graduation: "Beta, bus degree achhi tarah puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega."

after graduation:
"Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze karna."

after post graduation:
"Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai, kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap..
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Dad:result ka kya hua

Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata.

Son : mai pass ho gya.

Dad : great, aur bad news.

Son:good news galat hai.
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Father:- Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua?
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SoN:- Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:- Aur Tum?
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Son:- Doctor Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya
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Father: Aur Tumhara result Kesa Aya?
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Son:- Wo Vakeel Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho gaya
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Father: Kamine me tera Puch Raha Hun??.
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Son: To Tum Konse Obama Ho..?
Tumhara Beta B Fail Ho gaya..
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[After result]

Me: Lo papa report card pe sign kardo
Dad: Angutha lagane waali ink ki dabbi le ke aana.

Me: Aap to padhe likhe ho fir angutha kyu?
Dad: Tere marks dekhkar teacher ko nahi lagna chahiye ki tera baap padha likha hai..
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funny exam result status

  • Keep Calm & Ratta Maar
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Thursday, 18 May 2017

Funny Nuclear Bomb Puns-Beware Your Device May Explode 😁

funny nuclear bomb jokes

Hello Friends,Here You Will Get Crazy Jokes About Nukes And Humor Relating To Nuclear Bomb

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tear
3. Wife's Looks
& the most dangerous,
4. Wife's Missed Call.!
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The Neighbor's have a nuclear family.
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Their daughter is a Nuclear Bomb.
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The plane is carrying a nuclear bomb along with an Greek, a Turk, a Russian and an Italian. The pilot comes out and says that the plain is to heavy so the Russian says "I do this for my country" and he jumps off the plane.

The pilot comes out again and says the same thing so the Italian says "I do this for my country" and he jumps off the plane. The pilot comes and says again the same thing so the Greek says "I do this for my country" and pushes the Turk off the plane.
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Rajnikant at crackers shop
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1 Nuclear bomb dena !
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Instead of Burning a Pataka(crackers) .....
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Date a Pataka...!!!
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Have an Eco- Friendly Diwali..
Applicable to Bachelors ONLY !!!
Coz Married People already living with Nuclear Bomb
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A Tribute to HILLARIOUS CLINTON Knowledge:
A Woman who never knew that MONICA was in her bed.
But do know that Iran is developing a nuclear bomb.
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india pakistan nuclear war jokes

Real Situation for India- Pak nuclear war! During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
That was their scenario.

Now India Vs Pakistan Scenario
If there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. They don't need any permission from their government, and promptly order the countdowns.

Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.

The President asks for a quick decision. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re- launch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.

The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand.

A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building at 11.00AM. Fortunately, there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early.

In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA.The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission.

But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta Rokos organised. In California ...and .....Washington , endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government, mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fish.

A missile (smuggled by Pakistan from USA) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it therefore hits its original destination: Russia.

Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits to Pakistan.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And we live happily since!
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