Sunday, 31 January 2016

Best Collection Of Indian Corruption Jokes

Joke On Indian Corruption

Teacher at class:"suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,, . Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana.
Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum
logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,, .
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. . khuliLoot
macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega thenga. Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana,,
Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,,
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Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai..


.Mom: 100 rs!! khuli loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne.
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab eish karenge...ruk pappu beta mei tere pappa se mangti hu...

MOM TO DAD:
are sunte ho...
pappu ke school mein group photo ke liye rs.200 mange hai :D

Funny Email Inbox Messages

When I open my mail inbox, I find:

10 banks are giving me easy loans.

I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.

3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

Approx.200 mails from Priya,Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

Zindagi main aur kya chahiye yaar…?
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Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Jokes In Hindi

Girlfriend- मेरेपापा भी मुझे दिन भर डांटते रहते हें|
BoyFriend- कोई बात नहीं यार.. पापा हे वो तेरे !

GF- परदिन भर क्यों डांटते रहते हे.. चुप ही नहीं होते...

BF- डार्लिंग, पापा हे वो तेरॆ .

GF- परबिना वजह क्यों डाँटते हे? .

BF- अरे यार..जाने भी दे.. पापा हे वो तेरे .

GF- तुमभी उनका ही favour लोगे.. मेरी तो कोई वैल्यू ही नहीं तुम्हारे लिए.. .

Friday, 29 January 2016

Funny Jokes On Aamir Khan

3 Idiots Facebook Version . . Aamir Khan
Teacher:" Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai ?? .
Aamir Khan:" Bahot Dino se FB Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,, aaj Ban gya hu,, bahot maza aa rha hai.. . . 
Teacher:" jyada Maze Lene Ki Zarurat nahi hai....ok Tell me What is a Post ??

.Aamir Khan Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post Sir..

Teacher:" Can you Please elaborate ??

Funny Jokes On Pakistan,Pakistan Cricket Team,Pakistan Army & Lot More

Funny jokes on pakistan, it's army & cricket team

68 साल पहले इंडिया और पाकिस्तान दोनों को स्वातंत्र मिला। इंडिया के लोग गूगल,माइक्रोसॉफ्ट,पेप्सिको,जैगुआर,लैंड रोवर के CEOs बन गए।
और पाकिस्तान के लोग तालिबान,अल कायदा,जम्मत उ दवा,मुजाहिदीन के :D .
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funny jokes on pakistan in hindi

@ Pakistan हम तोह चाँद,मंगल पे पोहोच गए,और ये साले अभी भी India में घुसनेमे लगे हुए है ।
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jokes against pakistan

पाकिस्तान के फंडे

मैच खेलने भी भारत आना है,

किताब बेचने भी भारत आना है,

ग़ज़ल गाने भी भारत आना है

इलाज कराने भी भारत आना है

एक्टर और एक्ट्रैस बनने भी भारत आना है

तो सालों ........... अलग देश बनवाया ही क्यों ???

सिर्फ़ बम बनाने के लिए !
और तो और सालों को बम फोड़ने भी भारत ही आना है!
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jokes on pakistan army in hindi
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पाकिस्तान मे जितने घर है, उतने यहां शुलभ शौचालय है !!
2 देशो को एक ही समय 1947 को आजादी मिली..!
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Wednesday, 27 January 2016

Mastizaade Jokes & Double Meaning Dialogues

Below are some of the jokes and double meaning dirty non veg dialogues from the movie Mastizaade.

  • Tumhare jakhmo pe blow karna...mera job hai :D ... nahi!!! nahi !!! I can blow my self :P
  • jise duniya kehti hai haramzada....jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur jyadaaa...wahi hota hai asli Mastizaada

Kya Kool Hai Hum 3 Funny Double Meaning Jokes

Kya Kool Hai Hum 3 Double Meaning Jokes And Dialogues

  • Hum Dono ke paas upar wale ka diya hua neeche wala talent hai...ise waste nahin kerna chahiye.

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Latest Funny Jokes On Doctors

Funny Doctor Patient Joke

Patient : "Would I be able to read after this eye surgery ?"
Doctor : "Yes why not?"
Patient : "But I'm an illiterate person"

Funny MBA Jokes,MBA Students Jokes & Witty Quotes On MBA

Hello MBA Students, Here are some of the funniest jokes about MBA,MBA Students also you will find MBA Funny Quotes,One Liners On MBA 😄

Engineer to MBA student:" Can u kiss that pretty Girl..

MBA student:" Yes Of Course!!

Engineer :" If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!

MBA student:" O.K Done!!

MBA student gone to near that Girl& Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!

Girl:" Impossible n (laugh)

MBA Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...

Girl:" O.K Done!

MBA Student Tightly Kissed her!

Girl Soughed:" you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!

MBA Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye

MBA Student Received Rs 1000 from Engineer & give Rs 500 to that Girl.
Dont challenge MBA,
They can do anything.
This is called Financial Management.
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MBA student hugs a girl.
Girl:what is this ?
MBA student: Direct Marketing
Girl slaps MBA student
Student:What is this?
Girl:Customer's Feedback ! :D
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Funny full forms of MBA

Mai Banunga Ambani...
Married But Available.
Main Bekar Admi.
Master of Bad Activities;
Moderate Bachelor Available;
Mast Busy Aaadmi
Mahina Bhar Aaraam
Murga banana aagaya
Maal Bechkehi Aana
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Bhaad mein gaya MBA...ab sirf Fair & Lovely lagane se 3 saal mein paye "Acchi job,Own House And Well Settled Life
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B.Tech karne ke bad M.B.A. karna utna hi jaruri hai,
jaise marne ke bad tehrvi jaruri hai, hota kuchh nahi par
Atma ko shanti milti hai ;)
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Ramdev Baba Jokes,Funny Yoga,Quotes,Images-Click To Learn Laughter Yoga

This article includes all the funny jokes about Ramdev baba,funny quotes on him,hilarious yoga performed by ramdev baba and all other humorous stuff.

Funny Jokes On Baba Ramdev

BILLU ko hatho ke nakhun khane ki aadat thi.
Parents ne usko BABA RAMDEV ke paas bheja.
Ab?
Ab kya?
Ab BILLU pairo ke nakhun bhi kha sakta hai!

Funny Bar & Bartender Jokes-These Jokes Will Surely Make You Laugh

All of us love going to bar.And we also notice some funniest things over there. Yeah, If you know what I mean😆 So In this article you will get some funny jokes about bar & bartenders.
bar jokes bartender jokes

A NIGHT IN THE BAR:
Bartender: Who Are You?
I've never seen you before...
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink
Bartender: What kind of Job?

Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?

Sunday, 24 January 2016

13 + Funny Jokes On Shahrukh Khan + Trolls,Funny Quotes,Memes

Hilarious jokes on Shahrukh Khan,funny quotes,srk memes, shahrukh vs salman jokes and trolls on srk 😀

Shaharukh apne hath pe Blade se LADKI ka naam Likh raha tha ke,
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga..
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Salman:"Pyar karte ho to Rota Q hai yaar ?
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Shaharukh:"Spel­­ling Ghalat ho Gai Yaar.. :(
Kiran ki jagah karan likh diya.


Saturday, 23 January 2016

Arnab Goswami Funny Quotes,Jokes,One Liners,Sayings,Trolls

Love him or hate him ! You can't ignore him. Yes,he is our favorite arnab goswami. Here in this post you will all the collections of arnab goswami jokes,funny quotes by arnab goswami,funny interviews conducted by him,trolls on him or by him and much other comedy stuff. So keep calm and say "the nation wants to know"

Arnab Goswami Funny Interview With Rahul Gandhi

Interview excerpt:
Arnab: Whats your name?
Rahul: Women empowerment, Youth empowerment, RTI !

Friday, 22 January 2016

Funny Jokes On Airtel 4G & Airtel 4G Girl + Trolls On Sasha Chettri

Whole India created lots of jokes about this airtel 4g girl. Many trolled her on social platforms. So here I'm sharing some of the humorous puns about airtel Sasha Chettri

Airtel Girl to Pappu - kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Pappu - Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl - Impossible !!
Pappu - Hamare mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai.
to ho gaya na madam 6G !
Girl shocked.. Pappu Rocked :)

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Rahul Gandhi Funny Jokes,Quotes,Comments,Speech,Interview-Pappugiri 😀


Hate him or love him ! One can not forget to laugh at him ;) So here are some of the funniest jokes on rahul gandhi


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RAHUL BABA, Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai.
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai.

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega ?
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2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi ?
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3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hain,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga.. ??
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4. Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka ButtonNahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai?
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5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS kyu Banatay Hai.
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Jackie Chan's wife dies 1 year after marriage..
Rahul Baba tries 2 console Jackie but doesn't know what to say..
Rahul Baba : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti !
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Girl: Rahul baba, I heard you failed in English,
how is it possible?

Rahul baba : Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?

Girl : Bas Rehne De, Main Samajh Gayi !
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Ek baar rahul 2 Rs Ka Coin Kha Gaya....
2 Din Baad Uski Potty Mein Se Vo Coin Nikal Aaya To Vo Bahut Khush Tha...
Sonia Ne Pucha:“Bete Kya Hua.. ?? Bada Khush Dikh Raha Hai Aaj ”...
Rahul:“Mummy, Aaj Bahut Dino Baad Fassi Hui Payment Wapis Aayi Hai isliye Khush hun !
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Rahul baba in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Rahul baba: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Rahul baba attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Rahul Baba : If U give me the address I will go there sir
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Rahul Baba : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Rahul baba : Bcoz it is Black & White !
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When Rahul Baba was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted the mirror. 
Rahul Baba shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Rahul Baba:
Any great man born in your Nation ???
Rahul Baba : no , only small Babies!
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Rahul baba to shopkeeper: Please give one 8th class book .
Shopkeeper – No Stock
Rahul baba – then Please give two 4th class books ,its urgent tomorrow i have exam .
Rahul baba rocks !
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Train mai Warning likhi thi.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar
Rahul baba- Waah, toh jisne ticket li wo pagal ?
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Football ka match chal raha thaa , Rahul baba goalkeeper thaa. Goal ho gaya captain gusse se Rahul baba ke paas aaya bola gadhe aaram se khada raha goal karwa diya ?
Rahul baba bola mujha pata tha net ball ko roke hi lega toh tension kyun lena.
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Ship Captain : What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!
Rahul Baba : Raise the danger mark above the water level!
Captain shocks !
Rahul Baba rocks !
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Rahul Baba ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Rahul Baba naukar ko bole ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Rahul Baba: abe Murkh chhatri pakadke dal na!
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Rahul Baba goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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Ek ladki Rahul Baba ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay h

Kyu nahi.. Rahul Baba ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except Rahul Baba.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Rahul Baba & Diggy Babu were playing Chess from a long time.
At the end Diggi Babu said 'Hukam ab bas karte hai, mene 2 ghante se koi Bakwaas nahi ki, Sar dard hi raha hai;
Rahul Baba: Haan Chachu, wese bhi mere paas 2 Haathi aur aapke paas 1 pyada hi bacha hai !
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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me, 
Pas Bethe Rahul Baba Ko Gussa AaGaya, 
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
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Rahul baba falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister!
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Rahul baba joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. 
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Rahul baba: Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.
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Rahul baba and Diggi were fixing a bomb in a car.
Diggi: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Rahul baba: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Rahul Baba writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
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Rahul Gandhi's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too!
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Bank manager asks Rahul Baba in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Rahul Baba : "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Rahul baba : Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Rahul baba: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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Rahul Baba Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
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Rahul Baba: oye Diggi machli khayega?
Diggi : nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Rahul Baba: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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Rahul Baba aur Diggi k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
Diggi :- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
Rahul Baba:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.
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Rahul Baba with GF
Rahul Baba: Can i kiss ur hand...
GF: why? Are my lips poisonous?
Rahul Baba : ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai
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HEIGHT OF NONSENSE
Rahul Baba to his GF :Ye lo pen drive, isme FACEBOOK daal do.
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GF gave a surprised look !
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Rahul Baba : Kya hua , 2 Gb me nahi aayega kya !
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Rahul Baba aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?
Rahul Baba : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne KaatDi.
Rahul Baba : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Rahul Baba bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera :)
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Brilliant Answers by a Rahul Baba in his Exams
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?..
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake.
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Interviewer : Let me check ur word power...

Rahul Baba : Ok Sir ...

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of...good.

Rahul Baba : hmmm... bad

Interviewer : Come

Rahul Baba : Go

Interviewer : Ugly .

Rahul Baba : Pichlli

Interviewer :PICHLLIIII ??

Rahul Baba : UGLYYYYYYY...

Interviewer :Shut Up.

Rahul Baba : Keep Talking

Interviewer :OK now stop these all...

Rahul Baba : OK now carry on this all

Interviewer : abee... chup ho ja..

chup ho ja.. chup ho jaaa na

Rahul Baba : bolta rah.. bolta rah.. bolta rahhh

Interviewer : Areee yaaarr

Rahul Baba : aree dushmannnn

Interviewer : Get Out

Rahul Baba : Come In

Interviewer : Oh my God

Rahul Baba : Oh my Devil

Interviewer : U r Rejected

Rahul Baba : I m Selected....... I M SELECTED ???

REALLYYYY ???
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Rahul Baba teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
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Rahul Baba ki Delivery ke Time..

Rahul Baba ki Mummy :"God, Ladka hi Ho..
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Rahul Baba ke Papa:"God , Ladki..
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God:"Shut up! Confuse mat karo.
Warna aisa confuse item nikalunga tum log rowoge aur Desh tali bajayega
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DoctoR : Kia takleeF Hai ??
Rahul Baba: Seeny Main Bohat DaRd Ho Raha Hai,
DoctoR : CiGRette Peety Ho ??
Rahul baba:Han PaR"Gold Flake"Hi ManGwana.
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Rahul Baba to his GF:- "which laptop do u have ??
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GF :-"dell i7 processor 2. 2Ghz wth led display 4Gb
ram 1Gb hard disk n 2Gb NVDIA grafix card,, .
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GF to Rahul Baba :- "which laptop do u have ??

Rahul Baba :- Black wala,, usme net bhi chalta hai and pen drive bhi dal sakte hai
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Dimag KI Dahi Joke
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Rahul Baba : shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Rahul Baba : dulha.!!!!!!!!! !!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Rahul Baba : dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Rahul Baba - bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Rahul Baba: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Rahul Baba: hum do humare do.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Rahul baba-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Knock
Knock
"Who's There ?"
"Gandhi"
"Gandhi Who ??"
"Rahul Gandhi"
"Bhai Khana Khatam Ho
Gaya Hai, Kal aana" !!
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You can't beat this one:

Sonia Gandhi is with the Queen of England.

Sonia: "Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, the way you ha ve been for so long?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me

are intelligent?"

The Queen: "Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron, would you come in here, please?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, ma'am?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma'am."

"Very good! Thank you, David !" said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said "See?"

Now its Sonia's turn to apply the same logic....

Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..

"Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Rahul Gandhi . "Let me get back to you on that one..."

Rahul Gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer...

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, "Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"..

Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"..

Rahul Gandhi said, "Thanks!"

Then he went back to Sonia. "I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Narendra Modi..."

Sonia slapped him....

and shouted..

"No ! You dumb idiot! It's David Cameron !"
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Once 5 people were traveling by ✈ Aeroplane...

Sachin,

Ambani,

Rahul Gandhi,

Narendra Modi &

A School Girl

Suddenly.... the Aeroplane 🚀..developed a technical snag....

Only 4 parachutes were available in the Aeroplane....

Sachin said: "I am world's greatest batsman. ..I must live..."

Took a parachute and jumped. ..

Ambani said: "I am the richest indian...I must live.."

Then took second parachute and jumped.....

Rahul Gandhi said:"I am the most Popular leader in India. ..I must live. .."

Took a parachute and jumped. ..

Narendra Modi said to the school girl- "Beta, you are the future of this country...you must live.. come on... take the parachute and jump..."

School girl smilingly replied - "But we have two parachutes available. ..Rahul Gandhi took my school bag 🎒 ...and jumped..."
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Rahul Gandhi Funny Quotes


Galti TATA ki thi....jaha zarurat engineer aur MBA ki thi...waha mistry se kaam chala rahe the...-From Rahul Gnadhi
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The most funny speech given by Rahul Gandhi in Gujrat.


"Gujarat Ko Agar Kisine Khada Kiya Hai, Gujarat Ko Amul (the milk  brand) Kisne Diya Hai, Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? Toh Iss Tadaf  Dekhiye, In Mahilao Ne Diya Hai. Gujarat Ki Mahilao Ne Doodh Diya Hai  (who has given the milk brand Amul to Gujarat? Who has given milk to  Gujarat? Look over here, our women are the source of milk in Gujarat.  These women have given milk)."
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Wednesday, 13 January 2016

Navjot Singh Sidhu Funny Shayari In Hindi-Thoko Taali !

Namaste Guru ;) Here are some of the funniest shayaris told by our beloved Mr.Sidhu... Thoko Thoko 😁
navjot singh sidhu funny shayari in hindi font

Collection of our sidhu paji's funny shayari

दो आलू जोडो तो बनती हे patty ,
और चूहे के पीछे भागती रहती है catty ,
दुनिया में एक ही लड़की है जो बिलकुल नहीं है fatty ,
I love you shilpa shetty

Tuesday, 12 January 2016

Funny Engineering Jokes,One Liners,Quotes,Trolls On Engineers

Enjoy hilarious puns on engineering students,engineers & their college life 


Funny Hindi Engineering Jokes

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रोंगटे खड़े करने वाली खबर
एक सच्ची घटना जिसे सुनकर इंसान की रूह काँप जाये ,,
लेकिन जालिमों के हाथ तक नहीं काँपे ,,
इंदौर की एक 17 साल की लड़की,
जिसने अभी अभी 12 पास किया था,
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और
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अभी जो उसके enjoy करने के दिन थे ,,,
उसके सगे मामा ने बहला फुसला कर ,,
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उसका ,,
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enginering का फॉर्म भरवा दिया
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एक इंजिनियर को जॉब नही मिली
तो उसने क्लिनिक खोला और बाहर लिखा
तीन सौ रूपये मे ईलाज करवाये
ईलाज नही हुआ तो एक हजार रूपये वापिस….

एक डॉक्टर ने सोचा कि एक हजार रूपये कमाने का अच्छा मौका है
वो क्लिनिक पर गया
और बोला
मुझे किसी भी चीज का स्वाद नही आता है

इंजिनियर : बॉक्स नं.२२ से दवा निकालो और ३ बूँद पिलाओ
नर्स ने पिला दी

मरीज(डॉक्टर) : ये तो पेट्रोल है

इंजिनियर : मुबारक हो आपको टेस्ट महसूस हो गया
लाओ तीन सौ रूपये…

डॉक्टर को गुस्सा आ गया
कुछ दिन बाद फिर वापिस गया
पुराने पैसे वसूलने

मरीज(डॉक्टर) : साहब मेरी याददास्त कमजोर हो गई है

इंजिनियर : बॉक्स नं. २२ से दवा निकालो और ३ बूँद पिलाओ

मरीज (डॉक्टर) : लेकिन वो दवा तो जुबान की टेस्ट के लिए है

इंजिनियर : ये लो तुम्हारी याददास्त भी वापस आ गई
लाओ तीन सौ रुपए…

इस बार डॉक्टर गुस्से में गया

मरीज(डॉक्टर) : मेरी नजर कम हो गई है

इंजीनियर : इसकी दवाई मेरे पास नहीं है। लो एक हजार रुपये।

मरीज(डॉक्टर) : यह तो पांच सौ का नोट है।

इंजीनियर : आ गई नजर। ला तीन सौ रुपये !
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funny engineering college jokes in hindi
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इंजीनियरिंग स्टूडेंट 1 -यार धोका हो गया !
इंजीनियरिंग स्टूडेंट 2 - क्यू रे क्या हो गया ?
इंजीनियरिंग स्टूडेंट 1 - मेने घर से बुक्स केलिए पैसे मंगवाए थे।उन्होंने बुक्स ही भेज दी
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Saturday, 9 January 2016

Funny 140 Characters Hindi Jokes SMS With Pictures-Hilarious Collection

hindi 140 words funny sms jokes

Enjoy hindi jokes with 140 characters-share the SMS Jokes/messages with your friends also...don't laugh alone ;)

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