Below are some of the jokes and double meaning dirty non veg dialogues from the movie Mastizaade.
- Tumhare jakhmo pe blow karna...mera job hai :D ... nahi!!! nahi !!! I can blow my self :P
- jise duniya kehti hai haramzada....jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur jyadaaa...wahi hota hai asli Mastizaada
- Tum bhi mera doodh pi sakte ho...thanda hai....taaja hai...malai se bhara hua hai!
- ghanta hila toh ghanta dikha :D
These jokes are taken from the Mastizaade trailer,below is the link of the official trailer.