Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Funny Knock Knock Jokes ;) Tell Me A Knock Knock Joke

 In this article we collected a lot of Knock-knock jokes.You will die laughing on this knock knock humor😁

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial who? What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?

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 Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow whMoooooo!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there? The door .

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!


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Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
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 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting doctor. The interr… You've got cancer.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Oh come on, I'm Mark, your… (Mark breaks up crying over the extent of his dad’s Alzheimer .)
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No you idiot, cows go mooo!
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Grandpa. Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? Um, no thanks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Interrupting raven. Interrupt...
CAAWW!!!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Pavlov. He’d have rung the bell.
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Knock, knock Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!

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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock.

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O

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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Aaahh. Aaahh who? A big bad wolf, apparently.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me comin’, dey runnin’.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who?
I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh who? No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody who thinks you should fix your darn doorbell!


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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, it should always be “to whom”.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Major. Major who? Major day with this joke, haven’t I?

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 Knock knock. Who’s there? Mavis. Mavis who? Mavis be a warning to you, watch out of silly jokes!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…

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 Knock knock! Who's there? I got up. I got up who? Best go to the toilet then.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? You see me, do you need glasses or something?

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the scientists, it is healthy to offer your friends money.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ira. Ira who? Ira gret I don’t know better jokes.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ira. Ira who? Ira gret I don’t know better jokes.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Surgeon. Surgeon who? Surgeon thou shalt find.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Let’s Barbie Q!

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moustache! Moustache who?
I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.
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Pistachio. Pistachio who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pistachio. Pistachio who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? AND ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN’T SAY PISTACHIO!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The judge's hammer . You are hereby sentenced to five years of forced labour .
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighbourhood, mind if I come in for a chat?

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 Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Co… You should say “Control freak who” now.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Value. Value who? Value be mine to cherish and to hold?

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena bit closer and I will show you.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita little love and understanding.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Maia. Maia who? Maiabilities are too great for such stupid jokes.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Any. Any who? Anybody there?

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish.
Irish who? Irish you a nice day.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who? Snow point pretending you don’t know me.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to eat tonight? My treat!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen.
Dozen who? Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

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Knock knock. Who’s there? 9/11. 9/11 who? OMG. You said you will never forget.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?
Ben hoping I can come in.

Monday, 24 July 2017

Shravan Month Jokes,Shravan Mahina Comedy Puns With Pictures

shravan month jokes

Height of advertisement - Shravan Mahina Humor

Wife-"Aaj nahi plz, aaj mera vrat hai"

background voice . .

MANFORCE COND0M SABU-DANA FLAVOUR.

Only 4 fasting days, "Ab UPVAAS MEIN BHI BUJHAYE PYAAS.
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Girl- Shravan mahina hai. Aaj main tumhare liye fast karungi
Boy- Darling, isski kya jaroorat hai...room toh tumhara hi hai...slowly slowly karenge.......
Girl - Get out haramkhor
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She: Shravan mein bhi Daaru peete ho , disgusting ..!!
Me: Hum Bhagwan ko Dil mein rakhte hai,Liver mein nahi
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Sunday, 23 July 2017

Funny Jokes About Rappers,Rap Music With Killer Images-Don't Miss This

funny jokes about rappers rap music

Enjoy Best Rap Jokes Here

Eminem- I am Rap God

Chotu at dhaba- DaalmakhaniDaalFryAaloParvalAaloLaukiAaloBainganAaloMatarpaneerShahiPaneerHandiLolRapGodBitchPlz
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"When life gives you Singh , make it Arijit Singh not Honey Singh"
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People with blue eyes now want to donate their eyes

THANK YOU HONEY SING
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Love Dose Rap:-
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai
paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki
hui humari..

Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara
phone kiya to ma ch*@ denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
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Funny Rapping Jokes 


Honey singh LOVE DOSE rap new version..
Yo yo

Yeh gandd sa roshan chehra..
jhaato ka rang sunehra..
kaise dekhu tera [email protected]
bh0sde pe jhaato ka pehra...
Iss jhaato ko hata do..
Bhosde ko dikha do..
Bh0sde ke nashile jaam..
[email protected] ko pila do..πŸ˜‹

Lagta hai pehle yaha bahut lund ghuse ya nahi mujhe nahi mallum..
Idhar udhar kya deti..
Girl I am fuck!ng 2 you..
Ab bh0sde se hataya jhaate..
[email protected] ko ghussao ji..

Duniya wale Jo bhi soche..
Humse Hi chudva0 ji..
Ab L#nd ko uthao ji..
Aur [email protected] mei ghusao ji..
Unko bhi future mei chodne wale [email protected] se milao ji..
Hello uncle..

Na masti,chalo kaam ki baat pe aate hai..
Ab aap ye puchoge ki Aap kitna time lagate hai..⌚
Bas jitna aapki ki beti ek mahine mei [email protected] hai..
Ek hafte mei mera [email protected]
Utne shot lagata hai..😎

Hai L#nd..
Hai condom..
Hai jh#ate..
Tum nangi apni ladki bhejo ladki ko hum lagate
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Eminem God of Rap
2pac king of Rap
Lil Wayne prince of Rap
Honey Singh dog of rap oh sorry Crap
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.
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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleatch
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? 


Dr Dre!
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Tupac wrote the book of rap, Eminem finished it, and Lil' Wayne still can't read it.
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Sunday, 9 July 2017

Flipkart Jokes,Trolls,Tweets On Flipkarts,Hilarious Reviews + Pictures

How can we forget our beloved flipkart & their services :) So enjoy some of the hilarious flipkart jokes,tweets,trolls and much more.

flipkart jokes

If flipkart starts matrimonial services....they will become the no 1 matrimony site....
Because they have a 30 day return policy
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Flipkart Vs Amazon Jokes

Interview at Flipkart.

Interviewer : Why should I hire you ?

Candidate : My uncle bought a smartphone from Flipkart. It was used. He returned it and ordered for another one. It was also used. His money was wasted. Then he ordered the same mobile on Amazon. A brand new smartphone came. After 6 months, battery was draining fast. Informed Amazon. Got a replacement of the whole mobile. If you want to change these bad sides of Flipkart, let me in or your other option is to become inferior to Amazon forever.




flipkart vs snapdeal jokes

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Funny Tweets On Flipkart

Flipkart sale playing more hard to get than that ex girlfrnd who suddnly turned hot right aftr u dumped her #bigbillionday @Flipkart — Kushal Thakkar (@i_kushal) October 6, 2014

Year 2020: People buy everything online. Upset mall owners run a #BigBillionDay campaign. Shoppers killing each other. Blood everywhere.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 6, 2014

Kejriwal:I have empirical evidence that all FlipKart,Amazon,Snapdeal,Myntra requests go 2 the same server.Sab mile hue hain. #BigBillionDay — Sixth Sense (@cuck00call1ng) October 6, 2014

Twinkle twinkle Flipkart Can’t find the products in my cart Fed up seeing OUT OF STOCK Is this all some MOCK? #flipkart #BigBillionDay
— THE BACK BENCHERS (@Dbackbenchers) October 6, 2014

So how many people got caught in their offices shopping on flipkart?. #bigbillionday. — Krishna (@Krizanand) October 6, 2014

Flipkart:  EID SPECIAL SALE!! HEAVY DISCOUNTS!! HURRY UP!! Me: Can’t find products  with discounts printed in the ads Flipkart: LOL! Goat you!
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) October 6, 2014

Raghuram Rajan lauds Flipkart for doing its bit to fight inflation #BigBillionDay — The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) October 6, 2014

Xth  board: 404 not found JEE results: 404 not found CAT reslts: 404 not  found Flipkart sale: 404 not found Life is a quest to find 404
— GabbbarSingh (@GabbbarSingh) October 6, 2014

So, Flipkart is giving 44% off on Half Girlfriend. Which of course makes  it just slightly over a Quarter Girlfriend. — Ramesh Srivats  (@rameshsrivats) October 6, 2014

‘Sold out’ is to Flipkart what “Please try again later” is to IRCTC. #BigBillionDay
— Gautam (@gautamverma23) October 6, 2014

Wtf. What kind of math is that! :/ #bigbillionday pic.twitter.com/ao7kycJS34 — Dushyant Rao (@DushyantRaoC) October 6, 2014

Flipkart’s #BigBillionDay – A sale where u cannot buy what u want to buy.! @Flipkart
— Anant Sinha (@AnantSinha67) October 6, 2014
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