Funny MBA Jokes,MBA Students Jokes & Witty Quotes On MBA

Hello MBA Students, Here are some of the funniest jokes about MBA,MBA Students also you will find MBA Funny Quotes,One Liners On MBA 😄

Engineer to MBA student:" Can u kiss that pretty Girl..

MBA student:" Yes Of Course!!

Engineer :" If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!

MBA student:" O.K Done!!

MBA student gone to near that Girl& Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!

Girl:" Impossible n (laugh)

MBA Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...

Girl:" O.K Done!

MBA Student Tightly Kissed her!

Girl Soughed:" you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!

MBA Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye

MBA Student Received Rs 1000 from Engineer & give Rs 500 to that Girl.
Dont challenge MBA,
They can do anything.
This is called Financial Management.
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MBA student hugs a girl.
Girl:what is this ?
MBA student: Direct Marketing
Girl slaps MBA student
Student:What is this?
Girl:Customer's Feedback ! :D
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Funny full forms of MBA

Mai Banunga Ambani...
Married But Available.
Main Bekar Admi.
Master of Bad Activities;
Moderate Bachelor Available;
Mast Busy Aaadmi
Mahina Bhar Aaraam
Murga banana aagaya
Maal Bechkehi Aana
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Bhaad mein gaya MBA...ab sirf Fair & Lovely lagane se 3 saal mein paye "Acchi job,Own House And Well Settled Life
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B.Tech karne ke bad M.B.A. karna utna hi jaruri hai,
jaise marne ke bad tehrvi jaruri hai, hota kuchh nahi par
Atma ko shanti milti hai ;)
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Q: What difference does the MBA do a student?

A: It teaches him about strategy, finance, ROI and ensures that he understands these by putting him in about 100,000$ in debt.

Comments

  1. This was a really great contest and hopefully I can attend the next one. It was alot of fun and I really enjoyed myself.. ssat toronto

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