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Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,



Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,

Chuha Fir Bola,

Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,


Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ?? . .

Sher Bola:Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.
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Jija aur saali soonsaan jungle se ja rahe the.

Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge?

Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai.Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon.

Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai !
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Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai

Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or Usse roz baaten krne laga….

Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kr boli:
“Acha to ye hai wo Churail jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy”.

Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
“Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi”
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