Saas Bahu Funny Jokes,Dialogues,Quotes

Saas Bahu se : Uthh jaa kambakht... Dekh Suraj kabka nikal aay hai.

Bahu : Hey.. Relax mom.. Woh sota bhi toh mujhse pehle hai..

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saas bahu ke zagde me
Saas: i have carried him for 9 months.
Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na?
I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now .
Baat karti hai .
saas bahu funny dialogues
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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:

Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
funny jokes on saas bahu
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Bahu Ka Pahila Affair Sunne Ke Baad Sasur Ne Bahu Ko Mara!
Dusra Afair Pata Lagne Par Pati Ne Mara
Lekin Saas Har Bar Chup Rahi Kyun??

Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi..!!
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