Funny School Jokes With PicturesA girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now ...
us school ki madama te sab baalak tofe de rhe the...
Ek baacha jis ke papa ki phoolon ki dukan thee usne madam te gift diya.
madam ne sabke baare me bera tha ki kiska baabu ke kara hai,
wo gift aale jole ne dekh ke boli ," Mein bata sakti hun ki yeh kya hoga, phool! kyun sahi na?"..bacha bolya haan madam kati sahi,... Per madam, aapko kese pata chala?" madam ne style mein kaha," Oh, bus yunhi!". fer Toffee wale ki beti ka number ayaa. madam ne gift box ko thaaya, upar kar ke dekha,
hilaya, aur es baar boli," Mughe es ka bhi pata hai ki yeh kya hoga, Toffee se bhara box!" Jab ladki ne kaha ki sahi hai per madam aapko kese pata chala, To madam ne bas wahi bante hue kaha," Bus yunhi pata chal gaya!"
Ab jo gift ayaa wo maaare RALDU ka tha , jis ke baap ka desi daaru ka theka tha. madam ne gift ko utha ker dekha, per wa boond-boond leak kar raha tha! madam ne ek boond ungli se chui aur apni jeeb per rakh ker kaha," Yeh to 'santre aali desi daaru' hai, kyun?" RALDU bola ,"Na Ji". Ab ki baar fer madam ne jeeb se chata aur kaha, " To phir 'murthal no.1' hai?"
" Nahi!" RALDU ne is baar bhi sar hala diya. madam ne ek akhri baar phir se boond chaati per jab kuch samajh na aya to boli," Beta main haar gi, tu aE bata de, k hai? RALDU jhat te bola," Ek chota sa, Kutte ka pilla!"
Big Gang of friends
Cycle se school jaana
School ke bahar miliyo" kehna
Teacher ke naam rakhna
Wo Homework kar ke na jaana aur Teacher ko kehna "Ma'am kiya toh tha par ghar bhool gaye"
Roz ki Punishment
1 Period Pehle se "Games Period" ki excitement hona
Rocking Annual days\m/
Terror Report card
Self Parent Signature
Bachpan ka pehla pyaar
Summer Holidays ka Intezaar
Last Board Exam
Sabse bichad jaana
School Life = HEAVEN heart..
Lipstick in School (priceless)......
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. They wud apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance janitor would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance janitor. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance janitor to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.. . . and then...
there are educators..!!
1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin!
2. Both of you three, stand together separately!
3. Will u hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"
4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father!
5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in the class...?
6. I have 2 daughters: both r girls.
7. Stand in the middle of the corner!
No. 1 says his son studied economics became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No. 3 said his son became an engineer started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No. 4 came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about. They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and ask him about his son. He said his son is gay and is a stripper at a gay bar. Other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.
Oh no, said the father, he is doing good. Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends.
Why didn't the spider go to school?
Because she learned everything on the web.