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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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Starbucks Humor -  in Hyderabad

They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.

Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino.
Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahot cuppa Hai.

Customer: Ek Mocca Hona.
Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo...

Starbucks closed.!

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starbucks one liners

Why does a poor man drink coffee at starbucks? Because he has no property. get it? proper-tea... lol
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I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."

"No problem." I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, "It's empty."

I said, "I know, it's meant to be a [email protected] chimney."
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At Starbucks my wife ordered a decaf sugar free caramel latte no fat no whip. The guy goes, "one 'Why Bother' coming up."
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