Tuesday, 17 May 2016

Starbucks Jokes,Funny One Liners,Pictures,Puns

starbucks funny jokes

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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Starbucks Humor -  in Hyderabad

They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.

Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino.
Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahot cuppa Hai.

Customer: Ek Mocca Hona.
Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo...

Starbucks closed.!

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starbucks one liners

Why does a poor man drink coffee at starbucks? Because he has no property. get it? proper-tea... lol
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I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."

"No problem." I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, "It's empty."

I said, "I know, it's meant to be a [email protected] chimney."
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At Starbucks my wife ordered a decaf sugar free caramel latte no fat no whip. The guy goes, "one 'Why Bother' coming up."
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