Saturday, 7 May 2016

Funny Jokes About Packing With Pictures

packing jokes
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Hilarious Jokes About Packing 

Wife is busy packing her clothes.

Man: And where are you going?

Wife: I'm moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing.

Wife: And where do you think your going?

Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.

Wife: And what about the kids?

Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother.

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A woman was packing her husband's things for him to travel, after packing, she said honey take this packet of condoms in case you are tempted by the ladies. The husband gave a broad smile, took it and said tank you...

Just when the husband was about to start his car, his wife said, please honey can I have some of the condoms for you will never know what will happen here when you are away.
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A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags!

“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.

“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
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Teacher is in class writing on the board, and all of a sudden the wind blows and her skirt goes up.

She turns around,just to find the whole boys in the class starring at her with their mouth open.

So she asks the first child:

Teacher-Teto what did u see (angrily)

Teto- i saw your knees.

Teacher- Get out of my class, you are suspended for two days.

She then asks the second child

Teacher- Sekopagotlhe what did u see?

Sekopagotlhe- i saw your thighs

Teacher- get out of my class, you are suspended for 1 week
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After saying ths, she realises that Mokotedi is packing hs books in the bag.

Teacher- Mokotedi why are u packing?.

Mokotedi- ma'am if i tell u what i saw ,you will suspend me for the whole year.
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