Here Are Witty Bitcoin Jokes To Tease Your Bitcoin Investor Friends

Here are some of the most refreshing bitcoin jokes, bitcoin humor & memes

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Colleague: "Had you spent $5000 back when Bitcoin's worth was $100, you'd have 50 Bitcoins. Put all of your money in Bitcoin guy, it is the future"

Cigarette tapri man: "Maalik pichle hafte ka 72 rupaye udhaar bacha hai"

Colleague: "Kal doonga pakka god guarantee"

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A businessman came to a village to buy monkeys.

He announced he'll purchase the monkeys @ $100 each.

The villagers believed that this guy is mad.

They believed how someone can buy stray monkeys at $100 each?

This information spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and marketed it to the retailer.

After a couple of days, the retailer announced he'll purchase monkeys @ 200 each.

The idle villagers also conducted around to catch the rest of the monkeys!

Then the retailer announced he'll purchase monkeys @ 500 each!

The villagers begin to shed sleep!

The villagers were waiting patiently for another announcement.

Then the retailer announced that he's going home for a week. When he returns, he'll buy reptiles @ 1000 each!

He asked his worker to look after the monkeys he purchased.

Then the worker told them that he'll sell some monkeys @ 700 each covertly.

Since the retailer purchases fighter @ 1000 each, there's a 300 gain for each plane.

The following day, villagers made a queue close to the monkey cage.

The worker sold all of the monkeys at 700 each. The wealthy bought reptiles in large lots. The bad borrowed money from money lenders and also purchased monkeys!

The villagers took good care of the monkeys & waited for the retailer to return.

... Then they ran to the worker...

But he's already left too!

The villagers then realized they've purchased the unworthy stray monkeys @ 700 each and not able to sell them!
The Bitcoin is another monkey business

That' how it'll work