"After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was frito go."
Mexican Word of the Day: PUTA.
"Puta phone down and get back to work!"
Mexican Word of the Day: MUSHROOM.
"Orale, vato, when all my family gets in the car there's not mushroom."
Mexican Word of the Day: JULY.
"Ju told me ju were going to tha store, pero July to me, Julyer!"
Mexican word of the day: JUPITER.
"My kids were acting stupid, so I told 'em, "Jupiter behave or I'm gonna take my chancla off!"
Mexican Word of the Day: CASHEW.
"I tried running after you, but I couldn’t cashew."
Mexican words of the day: BUTTER and LETTUCE.
"I wanna marry my ruca, butter parents won't lettuce!"
Mexican Word of the Day: INJURE.
"We were playing poker and my jefe won and told me, 'Injure face, ese!'"
Mexican Word of the Day: BODYWASH.
"I can't go to the cantina tonight cuz no bodywash my kids."
Mexican Word of the Day: RECTUM.
"I got two cars, but not anymore because my wife rectum."
Mexican Word of the Day: WATER.
"My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is."
Mexican word of the day: WHEELCHAIR.
"My homie was drinkin' a Bud Light when I told him, 'Hey vato, where's mine?' He told me, "This is de last one, but don't worry, wheelchair.'"
Mexìcan Word of the Day: BISHOP.
"The other day my ruca fell down the stairs and i had to pick the bishop."
Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER.
"I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me."
Mexican word of the day: TEXAS.
"My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at."
Mexican Word of the Day: CHICKEN.
"My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself."
Mexican word of the day: JUAREZ.
"My vieja slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your freaking problem?'"
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Q: What do you call a Mexican who flies an airplane?
A: A pilot, you racist bastard!