Funny Gangster Jokes,Quotes,One Liners,Wanna Be Gangster Jokes

Im so gangster when i was conceived i bitch slapped my mother and said B!TCH WHERE IS MY MONEY

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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!

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Question: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
.
.

but I never told them anything.

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Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…

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Jannat, Murder, Gangster, Awarapan, Fanaa & Titanic..??
Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.. :$
" Jo Ladki K Chakkr Mein Pada, Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara "

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray

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*Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

* The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.

* The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.

* Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above.

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Epic Funny Conversation Between Dad & Son
Dad: if you Pass in the exam i will Present you 1 Cycle.

Son: if i fail?

Dad: Then i will Present 10 Cycles

Son: why?

Dad: To Open a Cycle Shop..

After Exam Result

Dad: What's your Grade, son?

Son: Under water, Dad.

Dad: Under water? What do You mean?

Son: They're below C level.

Dad: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger?

Son: i start cleaning the toilet. Sitting with your toothbrush

Dad shocks....

Dad: Whom You like more Mom or Dad?

Son: Both

Dad: No tell me 1?

Son: Both

Dad: If i go to America & Your mother go to Paris Where will you go?

Son: Paris

Dad: It means that you like your Mom?

Son: No, because Paris is beautiful than America

Dad: If i go to Paris & your Mom goes to America , so Where will you go?

Son: America

Dad: why?

Son: I've seen Paris with my Mom, Daddy....

Dad : shocks....
Son : rocks.....

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• Funny Traffic Police Jokes

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