But two inches gap between jeans and top is treated as " Besharam"
Wife saw sign board.
Banarsi saree Rs.10
Wife: Give me Rs.500
I'll buy 50 sarees.
Husbnd-Surdas ki Amma, istri ki dukan hai.chal aage
Shopkeeper: 1500 Rs only,
Munni : uff,aur woh Red wali...
Shopkeeper : ji, uff uff
Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga.
Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree hai.
Dukandar ek aurat ko saree dikha dikha ke thak gaya..
akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi saree pasand nahi aayi..
Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi
Ya Toh Woh Ghar Ka Kaam Niptayegi Ya Aapko!
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC
Joke Of The Day : Missing Wife
Man: I lost my wife.
Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!
When you wear short dresses or jeans,it doesn't matter to us. But when you wear your Mom's Saree, it matters a lot kiki emoticon
He-Bahen hai wo meri
Me-Are wahi to Shakal kitni mil rai h tujhse ruk mai Ice cream lekr aata hu
*Mar khate khate bacha
Please don't be so romantic.
We do not have sexy girlfriends who will wear chiffon sarees and dance in the rains.
We only have wives who will make us run out to the terrace and bring in clothes hung out for drying...
-all married men.
The female version of monsoon msg
please don't be so romantic.
We do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride.
we already have husbands who will ask us to go in the kitchen and prepare chai and Pakode...
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