Funny jokes about trump tariffs
Because he wanted to make America grate again. 🧀😂
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Trump’s favorite pickup line?
“Are you Chinese steel? Because I’ve got some serious tariffs on you.”
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Why don’t Trump’s tariffs ever get invited to parties?
Because they always raise the import prices.
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Trump walked into a bar and ordered a Canadian whiskey.
Bartender said: “That’ll be $200 after tariffs.”
Trump said: “Wow, I should’ve brought my own!”
The bartender said: “Exactly—that’s the point.”
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Economist: “Sir, tariffs usually end up costing consumers.”
Trump: “Fake news. I’ll just make the consumers pay the tariffs.”
Economist: “…that’s exactly what I said.”
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Trade with zero population:
"The Trump tariffs are so comprehensive, they even slapped a 10% tariff on the Island of Svalbard—where the polar bears now owe America back taxes. Next up: tariffs for penguins on Heard Island and McDonald Island. Sorry, birds, no free lunch!"
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Imported Toothpicks:
"Trump: ‘We’re gonna win with tariffs!’ slaps tariffs on everything, including imported toothpicks. America: pays double for toothpicks…and starts a trade war with half the planet."
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Basic Economics Joke:
Viral meme: "Who’s That Pokémon? It’s… Basic Economics! A concept Trump has yet to recognize!"
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Avocado Tariff:
"Avocados – 50% tariff (because millennials should stop whining). Welcome to $40 guacamole, America!"
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Tariff Man Logic:
Trump’s negotiation process: spinning a globe blindfolded to decide which country gets new tariffs. “Let’s see…Oops, penguins and polar bears, you’re up next!”
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Factory Comeback:
"After Trump’s tariffs, Americans finally get jobs—counting penguins in Antarctica!"
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Trade with zero population:
"The Trump tariffs are so comprehensive, they even slapped a 10% tariff on the Island of Svalbard—where the polar bears now owe America back taxes. Next up: tariffs for penguins on Heard Island and McDonald Island. Sorry, birds, no free lunch!"
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Imported Toothpicks:
"Trump: ‘We’re gonna win with tariffs!’ slaps tariffs on everything, including imported toothpicks. America: pays double for toothpicks…and starts a trade war with half the planet."
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Basic Economics Joke:
Viral meme: "Who’s That Pokémon? It’s… Basic Economics! A concept Trump has yet to recognize!"
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Avocado Tariff:
"Avocados – 50% tariff (because millennials should stop whining). Welcome to $40 guacamole, America!"
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Tariff Man Logic:
Trump’s negotiation process: spinning a globe blindfolded to decide which country gets new tariffs. “Let’s see…Oops, penguins and polar bears, you’re up next!”
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Factory Comeback:
"After Trump’s tariffs, Americans finally get jobs—counting penguins in Antarctica!"
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