Wednesday, 13 July 2016

Funny Jokes On Laziness/Being Lazy With Quotes,One Liners,Sayings

funny laziness jokes

Funny Definations:
1.Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.

2.Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.

3.Honesty?
Pregnant women taking 2 tickets.

4.Dehydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

5.Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.

6.Hope?
A 99 yr old women purchasing a life time sim card.
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Funny Lazy Quotes And Sayings

What is Ultra laziness. ??
"Sleeping and dreaming." 
and 
"In
dream also sleeping"
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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Laziness Humor

Girlzz Laziness in winter morning!!
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stand in front of mirror with 1 glass
of water..
& throw water on d mirror & say
"chalo. ..Nahaa liye..(let's go now...I just had shower)
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Mornings = Laziness. Afternoon = Dying for a rest. Night = Can't sleep.
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:

Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :D

Be lazy., think crazy.!
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chacha nehru : Laziness is the worst enemy
but
Gandhi Ji : Love Your Enemy

Whom to listen to Nehru or Gandhi???
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HIGHT OF LAZINESS

THIEF 1 : LETS COUNT THE MONEY WE'VE STOLEN TODAY

THIEF 2 : I'M SO TIRED.... WE WIL JUST SEE IT TOMORROW IN THE NEWSPAPER
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If there was an Award for "Laziness", I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.
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Laziness rocks:
Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,

mom: u come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.

Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: wen u come to slap me, bring the water
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HEIGHT OF LAZINESS : . . . A naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman, expecting an earthquake to do the rest
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REAL LAZINESS
In an English exam. There's an essay writing.
The title was "What is laziness?"
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santa left 3 pages blank and wrote in the end - THIS IS LAZINESS.
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A Funny Act Of Laziness Shared On Quora-

Geological mapping involves walking around to every nook and cranny in your area, collecting samples, identifying them, putting them in a spatial and temporal context using GPS and detailed sketches drawn on-site. It's a pretty arduous process.

On the last day of a 10-day mapping trips, both me and my partner got up fairly tired. We still had one steep hill left to map out, a couple hundred m². Couldn't be bothered, so we just concocted a makeshift telephoto lens, 

went to a grassy knoll with a clear view of the hillface, and took a high-res picture of it. Then we had an 8-hour picnic in the clear sunshine and cool 25°C weather, with sandwiches I stole from the youth hostel breakfast and three bottles of white wine she bought, 

listening to the birds singing and laughing at the suckers who are actually working. The mapping was done over dinner at the hostel, using the plants as proxies for the geology underneath.

It worked. Except that the other side of the hill was different, since that hill had some fault line in the center that was apparently the most important feature of our area.
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