Thursday, 28 April 2016

Astrology Puns,One Liners,Pictures,Sayings & Stories

So many things to enjoy and astrology is one of them!
astrology jokes one liners
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astrology puns

An illiterate Trinidadian father and his educated son with a PhD in Astrology went on a camping trip in Caroni . They set up their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Father wakes his son and asks: "Look up to de sky & tell me what yuh see?"
Son: "I see millions of stars".

Father: "What does that tell yuh, Son?"
Son: "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and planets in our Solar System".
Father remains silent for a moment then says: "NO JACKASS, somebody teef de tent!"
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"Astrology is nonsense"

- Taurus
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