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12 Zodiac Signs Humor

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Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue.

Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!

Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it’s usually because they’re interested.

Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they’re not.
Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too.

Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.

Libra: A little strife and sarcasm send Libra going a long way! Once they lose the cool exterior and start, there’s no stopping their story telling humor.

Scorpio: Sarcasm all the way. Comments here, comments there; it’s borderline rude, borderline passive aggressive, but funny nonetheless!

Sagittarius: Everything in life can be turned into some hilarious experience. A combination of observational humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration is where it’s at for this sign.

Capricorn: The no smile facade lives here. This sign can keep a straight face until they start laughing at themselves with a sharp uptake on what’s happening.

Aquarius: Just naturally funny. They don’t really try to be a joke teller or anything. Often times they’re bewildered that they’re being funny and start laughing right along with the others.

Pisces: This sign ranges from cute storytelling to down right obnoxious. They milk it too, taking all the time they need to have your attention and make you laugh...

Funny Zodiac Jokes

Rohit Shetty : Hi , whats your zodiac sign ?
She: Am scorpio.
RS: uda do isko.
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Type of Sex related to your Zodiac sign

#Pisces are very great in the bedroom, they love to please never tease...

#Aquarius will make you work hard to have sex with them, they don't give it up to easy.
There's no such thing as boring sex with a

#Capricorn they love sex and know how to put it down...
if you're dealing with a 

#Sagittarius they'll keep you up all night making passionate love
#Scorpio they hate quickies , they love freaks who can last long..

#Libra they love to argue before sex , it makes the sex for them incredible and amazing
#Cancer's hate basic sex...

#Leo's will make your toes curl up during sex...

#Taurus can make you get wet just by a certain look;)

#Aries deserve good sex , head , and breakfast in bed..

#Gemini's love to have sex , it's like there daily work-out...

When having sex with a #Virgo you have to please them or someone else will.
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