Friday, 22 April 2016

Funny Kissing Jokes,Quotes,One Liners,Pictures And Much More

Puns About Kissing

Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready

Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together

forever

Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything

Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends

Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

Kiss on the Shoulder = I want You

Kiss on the Lips = I love You



WHAT SOME GESTURE MEANS...



Holding Hands = We definitely love each other

Slap on the Butt = That's mine

Holding on tight = I don't want to let go

Looking into each other's Eyes= I just plain love you

Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me

Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go

Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

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ADVICE - Dont ask for a kiss, take one and If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love..

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Kiss to wet honi chaiye dry to manchurian bhi aata hai.

Condom safe hone chaiye, flavour to ice cream me bhi hai! :???????

Dr hoshiyar hona chahiye
Delivery to pizza wale bhi karte hai...?

Marks distinction hona chahiye,
1st class toh local train ka dabba bhi hota hai?

Movie flop hona chahiye... Hit toh Macchar maarne wala bhi hota hai..?

Post thoda chhota hona chahiye ,
Lamba to amitabh bachchan b hai . ?

Ladke mein himmat honi chahiye, ?
dum toh aaloo mein bhi hota hai..??

Profile acha hona chahiye
High toh mera temper bhi hai?

Mall toh infiniti jaisa hona chahiye,
oberoi toh vivek bhi hai..?

Degree commerce ki honi chahiye,
medical toh stores bhi hote hain??

Nationality INDIAN honi chahiye
Chinese toh tubelight bhi hoti hai
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funny kissing jokes

A Blessed Kiss is on Head,

A Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks,

But

The Hottest Kiss is on
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" ISTRI "

Kbhi le k dekhna, it's really Hot.
Apni soch ko theek b rakh lia karo..
pta nhii hy ke me innocent hoon bhot
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1 Bar kejriwal, Modi, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the.

Tabhi 1 Gufa Ayi Or Kissing aur Jhapad Ki awaj AAyi.

Jab train bahar Ayi to Kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha,

sab ke sab chup..

Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai ,Kejriwal Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga,
Or thapad khaya Hoga.

Aish soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal ne Muje Kiss Krne ke Liye galti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya.

Kejriwal soch raha tha Ke Modi ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Samajha aur muje Jhapad Mara..

Modi soch raha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Me fir se kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir se kejriwal ko Jhapad Maru.

Abhi sale ne INDIA ki politics dekhi kaha Hai.
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Suhagrat Pe Dulha Wife Ko

Sirf Kiss Kar Ke

So Gaya !!

Subah Ma Boli:- Beti

Mandir Jaane Se Pehle Naha Lo..!!
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Bahu Gusse Me:- Ma Ji

Sirf Brush Karwa Lo

Baki Sab Saaf Hai..!!
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Engineer to MBA student:" Can u kiss that pretty Girl..
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MBA student:" Yes Of Course!!
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Engineer :" If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!
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MBA student:" O.K Done!!
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MBA student gone to near that Girl& Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!
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Girl:" Impossible n (laugh)
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MBA Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...
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Girl:" O.K Done!
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MBA Student Tightly Kissed her!
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Girl Soughted:" you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!
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MBA Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye
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MBA Student Received Rs 1000 from Engineer & give Rs 500 to that Girl
Dont challenge MBA,They can do anything.

This is called Financial Management.
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Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai?
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Sharmao mat
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Kya hota hai bola na?
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Its easy
Ek-kiss (21) ke baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,
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Padhai par dhyan do romance par nahi..
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A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap -
must read it

A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The  Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark... Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!

The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel... The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic AndNobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking : These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My
Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking : The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl.
She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is
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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again... The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In
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Lie Detector Jokes
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