Funny Jokes About Introverts - Hilarious Introvert Jokes

Funny introvert jokes, introvert knock knock jokes & funny introvert quotes

Why did the introvert bring a ladder to the party? So they could climb out the window early. 

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Why do introverts hate parties? Because they have to socialize with people. 

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How do you know if an introvert is really enjoying themselves at a party? They're standing off to the side, talking to the plants. 

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How do introverts flirt? They give you a brief, one-sentence intro before disappearing for the rest of the evening. Why was the introvert kicked out of the group therapy session? They weren't contributing enough.

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Why did the introvert keep getting invited to parties? Because he was such a good listener. 

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What do you get when you cross an introvert with a computer? A quiet machine that does a lot of thinking. 

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Why do introverts hate small talk? Because it's like having to play ping pong with someone who doesn't know how to play. 

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What do introverts do at parties? They stand around, looking at their phones, pretending to be busy.

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Why do introverts hate public speaking? Because it's like standing in front of a room full of people and saying, "Look at me! Notice me!"

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Funny facts about less spoken person

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩 

2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness🙍🏻‍♀️. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️ 

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘 

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽. 

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one. People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not. 

6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide🤔, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽. 

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝. 

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through😒 

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person until you get closer to them🤗 They are unpredictable and stubborn😎 If you're in this table, gather here let's know ourselves.

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Funny introvert quotes

  • "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't overwhelm you." 
  • "I'm not a party animal, I'm just a party meerkat." 
  • "I'm not avoiding people, I'm just saving up my social energy for the really important ones." 
  • "I'm not a loner, I'm just really good at solo activities." 
  • "I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm just maximizing my alone time." 
  • "I'm not anti-social, I'm just selectively social." 
  • "I'm not a hermit, I'm just a homebody." 
  • "I'm not a wallflower, I'm just a garden gnome." 
  • "I'm not avoiding people, I'm just really good at hiding." 
  • "I'm not rude, I'm just an introvert trying to recharge my batteries in peace."

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Introvert knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting introvert.
Interrupting introvert who?
Never mind, I changed my mind about joining the conversation.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Introvert.
Introvert who?
Introvert the door, I need some alone time.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Introverted owl.
Introverted owl who?
Hoo, I just need a minute to myself.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Introverted giraffe.
Introverted giraffe who?
I just need a little space, okay?

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Introverted elephant.
Introverted elephant who?
I just need some time to myself, is that okay?

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Introverted koala.
Introverted koala who?
I just need some time to recharge my batteries before I can socialize again.

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