Funny SEO Jokes - Search Engine Optimization Jokes
- How does an SEO get a divorce? They Disavow!
- An SEO couple had twins – for the first time they were happy with duplicate content!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? No one because all of your rankings have gone!
Google core algorithm update jokes
Client: "Can you get us to the top of Google?"
SEO: "Absolutely, just give me a million dollars and about five years."
Client: "Can you do it for free?"
SEO: "...Also yes."
---------------------------------------Q - Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the garden?
A - He was caught stuffing keywords in the bushes.
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Q - What do you call an SEO who can predict Google's next algorithm update?
A - A liar.
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Q - What's an SEO's favorite kind of music?
A - Organic.
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A - Because they're used to things dropping unexpectedly and know how to recover.
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