A token walks into a bar. Another token can’t walk into the bar because it’s afraid of the dog.
The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh.
The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops.
I always get jittery when making jokes in real time.
An RTP packet walks into a bar through the wrong entrance. The barman says “You’re not getting any special treatment”.
The best thing about Delay-Tolerant Networking jokes is that everyone gets them eventually.
The bad thing about RTS jokes is, you must first get ready to get them told.
The bad thing about WEP jokes is that they all stink, so better don’t sniff them.
A joke about IEEE 802.15.5 is pointless if you tell it right.
Telling a lot of bluetooth jokes will reduce the bandwidth of your WiFi jokes.
I would tell you a WEP joke, but I need to collect 50,000 packets first.
I was telling joke to my house neighbor over WiFi, but someone interfered.
The problem with 802.11 jokes is they probably go over your head.
I tweeted several IPX/SPX jokes, but they can’t reach the Internet.
XML jokes are well-formed
Open Traffic shaping: All packets are equal, but some are more equal than others.
CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right.
Serial jokes must be told bit by bit.
An ICMP Redirect walks into a bar. Everybody moves next door.
See most people talk about the OSI model as having 7 layers but they don’t mention layer 8 where a lot of the problems actually occur.
When I go to the doctor for a cold and congestion, I usually tell him I have a ton of BECN bits set on the flow of my breathing through my nose.
CCIE people don’t use steering wheel in their cars. They use CLI.
CCIE people plan their trips with a route map.
My new year’s resolution is 1080p.
“I had a dream.. and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!” – Futurama
If you have experienced an ICMP joke, ping me.
We were supposed to be dressed in disguise. So I dressed as NAT.
A packet walks into an 802.3x bar. The bartender says, “Be with you in a second.”
A runt packet walks into a bar, the bartender says “You could use a byte.”
Yo momma so big, she’s got her own OSI layer between L3 and L4, because the Transport layer can’t handle her.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend since we were incompatible at all 7 layers of the OSI stack.. From application to physical.
I once MPLS called my girl friend. She quickly hung up doubting my identity since I kept switching labels.
Caution: Do not stare into the fiber optic laser with remaining good eye.
How do you get someone with a CCNA off your porch? You pay for your pizza.
I received a Tor joke from someone… have no idea who they are though…
Have you secured your login properly? Yes, I have turned on CAPS LOCK.
A network engineer was shipwrecked on an island with very few supplies. Taking an inventory, he tallied a pocketknife, a granola bar, and a scrap of fiber. He ate part of the granola bar and started looking for some food. Finding nothing, he figured he didn’t need the fiber anymore, so he dug a small hole and buried it. Half an hour later, a backhoe showed up, dug up the fiber, and rescued the network engineer.
I heard you like vlans so I got you some 802.1ad so you could have vlans in your vlans.
911 is Chuck Norris’ cell phone number.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do TCP handshake – he does TCP roundhouse-kick to initiate the connection.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris is able to answer missed call before it is missed.
Chuck Norris can cut cable from WiFi.
Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”
The world is moving from IPv4 and going straight to IPv6 because Chuck Norris doesn’t like the number 5!
There are no hidden IOS commands. Only those Chuck Norris chooses not to look at!
Cisco implemented the “test crash” hidden IOS command because it was otherwise impossible to break a router that Chuck Norris had worked on!
Metric in RIP represents distance between router and Chuck Norris. Lower the distance is, Chuck is closer to punch your packet and send it to grave.
Every VPN is an EasyVPN for Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris slayed the Kerberos daemon.
Chuck Norris ran track in high school and always won the 100 meter frame relay!
DHCP jokes are leased.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says: “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!
I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope.