Hey There, Here you will get best funny whatsapp status...So be prepared to troll your friends ;)
- I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Voter id.
- God is indeed creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
- We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
- Single but not available ;)
- Three mistakes of my life are WTF; WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook.
- A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
- Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one @ss h0le at a time
- Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think
- Love is like a fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit
- I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who has lots of money.
- Changed my iPhone name to titanic it’s syncing now.
- All girls are my sisters except you.
- I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
- The only thing I gained so far in 2018 is weight.
- (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
- Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
- My damn phone doesn’t allow me a text or call due to the low battery, but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
- A relationship is made for two, but some b!tches are bad in math.
- People have become very naughty on whatsapp. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
- You're not entirely useless. You can always serve as a bad example.
- My handwriting is not bad, it's just that I have my unique writing font.
Funny Whatsapp Status
- “who said nothing is impossible… I have been doing nothing for years.”
- “My friend had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from a local zoo.”
- “I once had a dog that really believed he was man’s best friend. He kept on borrowing money from me.”
- “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting tomato in a fruit salad.”
- “Regular naps prevent aging, especially if you take them while driving.”
- Scratch here ================ to reveal my status! Thank You.
- Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.
- Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!
- Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 month. Living in Paradise I guess?
- Someone is always "Available".How free are you?
- From the first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my list!
- Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?
- Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". dude then throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's primary function.
- Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing
- Someone's own "At school". What the f##k are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story, it's all yours not for us.
- Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans" or breaking melons
- This pisses off most, "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator?
- How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months?Is he preparing himself for a race against Usain Bolt or he/she want a fight with JOHN CENA?
- You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp, or Is WhatsApp the venue for the meeting?
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