Best jokes on tom and jerryTOM; Jerry do you let your girlfriend touch your IPhone?
JERRY; Never....Never idon't do that.
TOM; But why?
JERRY; i got 2 reasons.
TOM; go a head...
JERRY; first is that i don't have IPhone & the second is that i don't have a girlfreind.
Tom laughed til he fainted
1 day in the hotel room, d husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (it is d arabic word for Mouse)
He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.
Husband: Hello Room Service?
Room Service: Yes Sir,
how can I help u?
Husband : U know Tom n Jerry?
Room Service: Yes Sir, I know Tom n Jery
Husband : Walla Habibi,
JERRY is here!
JERRY; Hey Tom are u back?
TOM; Jerry my friend, igot bad & gud news for you.
JERRY; Start with gud news.
TOM; Owky, de good news is that in heaven we play football & we have agame to play sutaday.
JERRY; great, what's the bad news?
TOM; The bad news is that you are on de starting line up.
Tom And Jerry Funny Quoteswhy did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.