Get funniest call centre jokes,funny call centre quotes,one liners,humorA Chinese Call center:
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent!
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone. But what's the urgent matter about?
Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.
Operator: That's what I said. I am Saw Ree...
chinese are so confusing :D
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Call centre : Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?.
Me: Iphone 6
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
Me : Nahi Amrood ka
Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur nikaal diya gya…
First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?
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One day, the husband sent his son and said, "Tell your mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.
Mother replies, "Tell your Dad that the Network is down today."
Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone".
Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "If he dare goes to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Centre at home.
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
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aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!