I am a Merchant Navy guy, So I'm Automatically Cooler Than You.
A newly wed merchant navy sailor is informed by his company that he’s has to join the ship for a nine month contract. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.
"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and we’re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls on ports. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."
His wife sends him back a guitar with a note reading, "Why don’t you learn to play guitar?"
and he replied "darling i learnt it for u .. iam alwyss surrounded by three people i myself my guitar and your memories from now"
Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"
But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let’s see how well you play that guitar."