Mr. Bean v/s Einstein:

Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says, Let's play a game..

I will ask you a question,

if you don't know the answer,

you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,

I will pay you $500..

Einstein asks the first question : What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..

Now, it's Mr.Bean's turn..

He asks Einstein : What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..

After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks : Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$ !

Mr.bean : Something that I don't have

Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says, Let's play a game..

I will ask you a question,

if you don't know the answer,

you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,

I will pay you $500..

Einstein asks the first question : What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..

Now, it's Mr.Bean's turn..

He asks Einstein : What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..

After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks : Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$ !

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Q : What's life? Mr.bean : Something that I don't have

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