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"Ke Mai Hu Zero Tera....."
 0 to Aryabhatta.

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The Number 'Zero' Was Invented To Count The Number Of Rs.500 Notes In My SBI Bank Account.
funny quotes on zero

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Chaar ZERO
ek saat likho.

Likha ?


Kaise ?
0000 aise ?
Fail !
Correct ans'4017'

Maa-baap ne kitni ummeedo se paddhaya. Sab paani me gaya

Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaar

kuch Boys ka common sense zero hota hai..

Kaise ??? .

bc Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge... "
Pinky I Love you "
abe tumhari pinky waha padhne jaegi kya ?
funny jokes about zero

Kehte hai ache dost maths ke zero jaise hote he
Jinki koi kemt nahi hoti ,

Par vo jiske sath jud jaye to uski keemat dus guna bdh jati he

Mere Sath bhi jude the par

Saale multiply hogaye.. Mujhe bhi zero Bana diya
jokes on zero

Aryabhatta: I have given birth to zero

Sonia Gandhi: whatta co-accident

Swiss Bank offers Zero Balance account to all the Congress Ministers on the eve of Sonia Gandhi's Birthday !

Once Rajnikanth ate double zero paan n spit on UCMS building's wall, since then UCMS building's colour is red.

AB De Villiers.
Do u know him.??

I think u know him as a cricketer from South Africa and playing for Royal Challenger Bangalore in IPL.

Now know some thing strange about him:-
1. He shortlisted for Jr national hockey squad.

2. He shortlisted for Jr national footbal squad.

3. Captain of South Africa Jr rugby.

4. Hold six south africa school swimming recordz.

5. The fastest 100mtr time in South Africa junior athletics.

6 . A member of South Africa Jr Davis Cup tennis team.

7. National Badminton U-19 champion.

8. Has a golf handicap of scratch.

And u will be thinking ke fir to sala padai me zero hoga and here comes
9-Received a national medal from Mandela for a science project...!! Incredible


I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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