Funny Jokes On Indian Congress Party

funny jokes on indian congress party

Reporter:- PM sir; which fruit do you like?

Modi:- Apple

Reporter:- Breaking news---
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; etc.

Let’s ask Congress their views on this.

Manish Tewari:- Modi like Apple means Red color.
This means he likes bloodshed
This means he does not want peace and harmony in the country

Ahmed Patel:- This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Nitish Kumar:- This attitude of Modi is what made us split from NDA.

Rahul Gandhi:- Modi never says which chocolate he likes.

Arnab Goswami :
The nation wants to know why Modi likes apple more than other fruits

The Nation has the right to know this.

Sonia Gandhi:- People of India please ask from where
Modi is going to get the money to buy such an expensive fruit.

Geelani:- This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir.
We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri:- Selecting an expensive fruit like Apple shows Modi is pro- capitalist. It also means he is pro corporate and wants to promote Apple products indirectly. Why is he not saying about Samsung etc. We want a CBI enquiry.

Kejriwal:- Traditionally Mango is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti tradition. This is against the interest of the aam aadmi.

Foreign Media:- Modi’s communal policies are hurting the secular fabric of India.

Common man - God save this country

- the reality of Indian politics

Congress to protest against renaming of Gurgaon tomorrow at Jantar Mantar. Because they want it named Jamaica. Most of it is Jamai Ka.