Funny Dog Jokes With Pictures

Agar dum hai to hassi rok kar dikhao...

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par  gaya, uska pet kharab tha.

us din Puri family dining tabel par aa ke baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF's father:- hello beta neel, how are you?

Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm
welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k pet mein gud -gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted


Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha

Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF's father:- kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se.

Tommy wahi baitha raha.

Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.

2 min baad again neel


Gf's father gusse mein:- Tommy...

Get out, bhago yaha se...

Neel fir se bahut khush hua.
Gf:- Sorry Neel, ye kutta bhi na...
Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato neel k paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur

ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla...


GF's father:- Tommy MC.!!! jab wo tere upar hug dega tab hatega kya waha se

funny dog jokes one liners

A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"

With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work,
checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said, Woof".

The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow."

He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.

The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600.

The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is Outrageous!"

The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the Cat scan.


What is the sickest dog?***The "Germ"an Shepherd.
Whose dad cures him?*** The "doc's son" (Dachshund)
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