Funny Air Conditioner Puns & One-Liners
- My air conditioner broke, and now I really need to vent.
- My friend said his AC unit tells the future. I asked how. He said, "It told me tomorrow is going to be another hot one."
- I think my air conditioner has a crush on me. It keeps trying to get my attention by making weird noises.
- What's an air conditioner's favorite band? AC/DC, of course.
- The king's favorite child was the air conditioner. It was the only true air to the throne.
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Hilarious AC Q&A Jokes
Q: Why did the air conditioner break up with the thermostat?
A: It said, "You're just too controlling!"
Q: Why did the air conditioner go to school?
A: To get a higher degree!
Q: What do you call a sad air conditioner?
A: A de-pressurizer.
Q: What did the old air conditioner say to the new, fancy one?
A: "I'm from a cooler generation."
Q: Why is it so hard to have a conversation with an air conditioner?
A: It just keeps blowing hot and cold.
Q: What did the weatherman say to the air conditioner?
A: "You're a breath of fresh air!"
a Little Longer
A: It said, "You're just too controlling!"
Q: Why did the air conditioner go to school?
A: To get a higher degree!
Q: What do you call a sad air conditioner?
A: A de-pressurizer.
Q: What did the old air conditioner say to the new, fancy one?
A: "I'm from a cooler generation."
Q: Why is it so hard to have a conversation with an air conditioner?
A: It just keeps blowing hot and cold.
Q: What did the weatherman say to the air conditioner?
A: "You're a breath of fresh air!"
a Little Longer
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A man's air conditioner breaks in the middle of a brutal heatwave. He calls a repairman who says he can't come for three days.The man pleads, "But I can't wait that long! My whole family is here, and my mother-in-law is complaining!"
The repairman thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can't fix it today, but I can come over and complain about the heat with you."
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My friend told me he got a new "smart" air conditioner. I asked him what was so smart about it.
He said, "It's smart enough to turn itself off whenever I look at my electricity bill."
My friend told me he got a new "smart" air conditioner. I asked him what was so smart about it.
He said, "It's smart enough to turn itself off whenever I look at my electricity bill."
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An engineer dies and goes to Hell.Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in Hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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