Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Naughty Jokes On Sali,Wife Vs Sali Jokes,Jija Sali Humor ;)

funny jokes on jija sali

Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola
Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho

Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai
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Dimag wala joke
Jija Sali Se:
"Agr Mai Tumhe Kiss Kru To Tum
Kya Samjhugi"

Sali:"Main Samjhungi
Pagal JIJU BANGKOK Gaya Aur
Sirf Airport Se Hi Vapas Laut Aaya.
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Non Veg Jokes On Sali

Pogo joke
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Sali to jija : jiju plz mujhe500 rupey de do mai
agale hafte de dungi..!!
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Jija : tum 1000 lelo magar abhi do..!!
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Jo smaj Gaye thoko Like Baaki Pogo Dekho...
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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati
rahi,
K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
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Na dosto Na.
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Gande msg or hamare Page Se ?
Impossible...
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Wife Vs Sali Funny Jokes

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…
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Jija aur saali sunsaan jungle se ja rahe the.
Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge?

Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai.Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon.

Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda jamin me gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do ,aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai,

Moral of the story. Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas
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