Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Jija Sali Jokes,Wife Vs Sali Jokes,Jija Sali Humor ;)

Jija Sali Jokes


Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola
Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho

Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai
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funny jokes on jija sali
Dimag wala joke
Jija Sali Se:
"Agr Mai Tumhe Kiss Kru To Tum
Kya Samjhugi"

Sali:"Main Samjhungi
Pagal JIJU BANGKOK Gaya Aur
Sirf Airport Se Hi Vapas Laut Aaya.
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Non Veg Jokes On Sali

Pogo joke
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Sali to jija : jiju plz mujhe500 rupey de do mai
agale hafte de dungi..!!
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Jija : tum 1000 lelo magar abhi do..!!
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Jo smaj Gaye thoko Like Baaki Pogo Dekho...
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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati
rahi,
K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
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Na dosto Na.
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Gande msg or hamare Page Se ?
Impossible...
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Wife Vs Sali Funny Jokes

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…
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Jija aur saali sunsaan jungle se ja rahe the.
Sali : Jija ji kahi aap is mauke ka faida utha k mere saath zabardasti to nahi karenge?

Jija: Dikhta nahi mere ek hath may Bakri aur Danda hai,aur doosre hath may murga, rassi aur balti hai.Mai kaise kuch kar sakta hoon.

Sali: Kyo nahi kar sakte, agar Danda jamin me gaad k rassi say bakri ko baand do ,aur balti ulta karke murge k upar rakh do to aap sab kuch kar sakte ho, mujhe aapse bahut dar lag raha hai,

Moral of the story. Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas
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Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya
Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha
Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband: 10 Rupe Ka
Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe
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Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha.
Ladki: Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?
Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte Hue: Main Use Ji Jaan Se Dabaunga… Chusunga… Chaatunga… Uspar Latak Jaunga…
Ladki Ye Sun Kar Gusse Se: To Wahaa Udhar Ek Kutiya Soyi Hui Hai, Chal JaaAur Shuru Ho Jaa
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Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
Girlfriend Ko Maja Aa Raha Tha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend: You Want Anything Else?
Santa Masumiyat Se: Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mil Jaate To Maja Hi Aa Jata
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Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: Shaadi KeBad Vidayi Ke Time Ladkiya Roti Kyu Hai?
Ladki: Abe Ullu, Agar Tujhe Pata Ho Ki Koi Tujhe Ghar Se Door Le Jake Kar Sari Rat Teri Gaand Marega To Tu KyaNachega
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Baba Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?
Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe
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Ultimate Truth Of Life Is Success Kisses You In Private
But…
Failure Always Fucks You In Public
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Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
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Why Is Penis Always Sad?
1. His Hairstyle Is A Mess.
2. His Relatives Are Nuts.
3. His Neighbor Is An Asshole.
4. Whenever He Gets Up, He Vomits and Faints.
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Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi
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Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat
Girl: Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?
Santa khush hote hue: Pussy
Girl slapped and said : Saale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai
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Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho SePucha:
Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Q. Why Do Women Watch Porn Movie Till The End?
A. Because They Think That The Guy Will Marry The Girl In The End.
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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping
She Removes Her Top, More Claps
Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps
Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????
Moral: You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti)
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