Friday, 15 July 2016

Most Hilarious Jokes About Moon & Moon Landing ;)

moon jokes

America, a country where people believe the moon landing was fake, but wrestling is real.
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How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?

It uses a skyscraper!
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moon landing jokes

Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures.

Girl goes to Starbucks: 47 pictures.
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone

Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand

On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once

The white stuff came At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
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Gf & Bf at a garden on ful-moon night.

Gf: it is a beautiful flowr

Bf: if i were a flowr

Gf: oh! What a beautiful moon.

Bf: i'll b awaing there 4 u dear.

Gf: after ur death
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First line neil armstrong said after landing on moon...

ok...where is the oil ? :D
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