Q. What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
A. Make me one with everything!
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Three Yogis meditating in a remote cave. A sound is heard from outside the cave. After about six months, one of the yogis says, "Did you hear that goat?" 'Silence...' About a year later, one of the other Yogis says, "That wasn't a goat; it was a cow." Again there was silence. Two years pass... the third yogi says, "If you two don't stop arguing, I'm leaving."
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