Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Funny Weather Jokes With Hilarious Quotes & One Liners+Pictures

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Can February March?

No, but April May!
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When does it rain money?

When there is "change" in the weather!!
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President Bush toured parts of Missouri that were devastated by a ‎tornado‬.
There was one awkward moment, when the President looked at the tornado damage and said:

"Don't worry, we're going to get whoever did this!"
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Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? 
A. You can’t 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
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Prepare yourself my friend. :D

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle
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"Hello, is this the weatherman?" asked a gentleman over the phone one morning. "Yes it is," replied the weatherman cheerfully,

"What can I help you with?" "Well," said the caller, "I just wanted to let you know that I just finished shovelling three inches of partly cloudy off my front porch!"
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What kind of undies do clouds wear? 
Answer: Thunderwear :)
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Shame On You Girls, The Weather Is Getting Hotter Than You
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Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....."

When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers, "Oh my God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt....Its burning"

A ghostly Silence reigned! He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:

"I sincerely apologize for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants from the front"

A passenger replies
"Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS FROM BEHIND"!!
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Paddys in bed with his wife.Her mobile phone rings at 3am,paddy answers it then angrily replies

"Why don't you [email protected] off,and ring the weather office!"Wife asks"Who was that?"..

He says"Some cun+ asking if the coast was clear"
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