Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Funny Rain Jokes,Rainy Day Jokes,Hilarious One Liners,Quotes And Lot More

funny rain jokes

Rainy Day Jokes

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day.

The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?"

The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."
rainy day jokes one liners
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Plane flying over Ireland with an urgent shipment of Japanese car-parts when an engine fails and they start to lose height.

To save themselves they frantically jettison their cargo.

On the ground, Mick looks up, sees the descending shower of heavy metal and says, "Will you look at that Pat. It's raining Datsun Cogs!
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A Russian couple was walking down the street in St Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.

“No, that felt more like snow to me.” She replied.
“No, I’m sure it was just rain, “ he said. They were about to have a major argument when they saw a communist party official walking towards them.

“Let’s not fight about it, “the man said.” Let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether it’s officially raining or snowing”.

As the official approached, the man said “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph whether it is officially raining or snowing?”

“It’s raining of course,” he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted “I know that felt like snow!”

To which the man replied quietly, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”
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Once Rajnikanth though of playing cricket in Monsoons, the rain stopped due to play
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Puns & Funny Quotes About Rain

Difference between rain in India and Dubai:

In Dubai after rain, water disappears in 5 minutes. 

In India after rain, the road disappears in 5 minutes..... Hehe
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When I came home in the Rain,

*Father asked : "why didn't u take an umbrella??"

*Sister advised : "why didn't u wait till the rain stopped??"

*Brother angrily warned: "Only after getting a cold u will realize!!"

*But Mother, while drying my hair, said: "I know you must have got caught in the rain, couldn't it
wait till my child came home...?
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A joker told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing...

Joker repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..

He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...

Then he told these beautiful lines...;

" when you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again...
then why do you cry again and again on the same worry"

So enjoy your every moment of life..!!
Life is beautiful

Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-

(1) Nothing permanent in this world, not even our troubles.

(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.

(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.
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A Man Was Walking In Rain,
A Lady Came & Said: Why Don't U Share My Umbrella?
Man:
Its Ok Sister, & Walked Away;
Moral,

Moral Voral Kuch Nahi, Pichhe Biwi Aa Rahi Thi(No moral,his wife was walking behind)
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