Saturday, 11 June 2016

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A Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent!

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone. But what's the urgent matter about?

Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

Operator: That's what I said. I am Saw Ree...

Caller: Oh...God..!
chinese are so confusing :D
funny indian call centre jokes
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Call from call centre:

"Hello Madam,
We are offering you, a Credit Card, with best deals....

No Annual Charges, No Interest on Balance For 3 Months, Big Credit Limit & No Penalty For Overspending..!"

Smart Answer By The Lady : "No Thanks, I Have A Husband With Lifetime Zero Fees, Unlimited Spending & cash withdrawal Limit, No Interest & No Penalties For Ever..!!"

O womaniya.

Aa aa womaniya
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American Call centre - " Hi sir ,how are you today"

Indian call centre - " Hello,company ne scheme nikali hai sir, please lelo sir pls sir"
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Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai

Call centre : Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?.

Me: Iphone 6

Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.

Me : Nahi Amrood ka
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Santa Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi.

Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur nikaal diya gya…

BeCause
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First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?

Santa– To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le
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A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode.

One day, the husband sent his son and said, "Tell your mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.

Mother replies, "Tell your Dad that the Network is down today."

Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone".

Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "If he dare goes to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Centre at home.
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"

2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?

1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
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