Sunday, 22 May 2016

Funniest Wifi Jokes With One Liners,Quotes,Pictures

wifi jokes

Just imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.
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I love my wife
wifi*

damn auto correct
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Joke of a company. wifi cuts out every 15mins customer service doesn't know what their talking about. Got our plan changed to see if that would help but still trash

Stop worrying about festivals and fashion months and get a reliable fibre line already
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I HAVE WIFI SO GIVE ME A HIFI-VE !!!
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Wifi Wife Joke

A man received message from his neighbour ...
Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home....In fact I am using more than U R using.....

I confess this because now I am feeling very guilty...
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.....

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.......

Few minutes later he received another message...

Sorry Sir spelling mistake... it's not wife but wifi..
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wifi jokes one liners

Be strong, I whispered to my wifi signal.
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Kejriwal: Wifi free denge poori delhi mein.

Sisodia: Bahut kharcha ayega!!!

Kejriwal :Wifi ka password kisi ko nai denge ji
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A joke gone too far

This Airplane WiFi Hotspot Name Was So Scary It Delayed the Flight

The Australia-based Qantas airline delayed a flight leaving Melbourne for two hours over the weekend when a passenger noticed a Wi-Fi hotspot called “Mobile Detonation Device” after boarding.

After the crew notified him of the hotspot name, the captain broadcast over the speakers that the flight would not leave until the source device had been located and cleared with security. They could not find the device and no one came forward,

so roughly 40 people disembarked the plane due to safety concerns, the West Australian reports.

The plane was deemed safe for takeoff, but all the people refusing to fly and retrieving their baggage caused further delays on the flight to Perth.
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Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ”
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Today when i woke up it was changed to
“challenge accepted”
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
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