Friday, 27 May 2016

Funny Malaria Jokes With Quotes,One Liners,Shayari & Pictures

funny malaria jokes

Sirf Dengue or Malaria ka hi to fark hai
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Warrna khoon to rishtedar bhi chooste hai
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macher k katnay se hoo jata hai malaria

wah wah

macher k katnay see ho jata hai malaria

pressure is equal to force per unit area
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Malaria isn’t a problem in the US because Chuck Norris lives there.
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Akpors was attacked by malaria, so his friend johnny
advised him TO go and buy Anti-malaria so he could recover.
Wen he got 2 d pharmaceutical shop, Akpors requested
Anti-malaria $ d man gav him, afta taking d drug

Akpors did not recover. He den again goes 2 d shop, Akpors said; hey man d Anti-malaria u gav me no work at all.Please, make una give me Uncle- malaria i think it's stronge dan anti-malaria.
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An old woman on board bus to lagos from calabar told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin
stop me o!"The driver nodded and then she shouted again" my children, una don hear wetin I
tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.

On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never blinked. They never knew she doesn't know Benin. After several hours of driving, and lagos closeby. And Benin is about 4hrs behind,The  poor woman then asked; driver you never reach benin ni?

Ooooh!! The driver exclaimed; madam benin is like 4hours behind us. the woman started
crying"take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!" 

After all said. and considering the age of the woman it was agreed, that the driver should turn back back to Benin. On getting to benin, the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. 

The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets
and swallowed with the bottle water she was with. She then smiled and said; Na my daughter
say if I reach Benin, make I take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we go lagos.
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