Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Funny Jokes On Fevicol With Shayari & Pictures

fevicol jokes
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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.

what does this friend who receive the gift will sing ???

Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka (gum) hame inaam diya hai.
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Hookah Baar.. Fevicol.. Womaniya.. Ishq Wala Love A moment of silence for lyrics that are murdered every now & then.
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Friendship is like FEVICOL – toote nahin

Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More

Girlfriend is like detergent – Pehle istemal

karo phir vishwaas karo.

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Absurd but interesting rhyming:

Wife is Received Call

Girl is Dialled Call

Girlfriend is Missed Call

Lover is Waiting Call

But Friendship is FEVICOL!
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TRUE LOVE SONG.....
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar
Apni mummy Ko Razi Kar
TuNe Dil Mera Tora
MeNe fevicol Se Jora
Meri fevicol K Paise Wapis Kar..
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar.
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SooryaVansham Again On SetMax.. Fevicol Ka Majboot Jod Hai.. Tutega Nahi
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funny jokes on fevicol

Uss Bewafa Ne Badi Bedardi Se Dil Mera Tod Diya



Aur Fir Kaha, 'Chipka Le Bhaiyaa, Fevicol Se'.
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After success of Zandu Balm, Jalebi and Fevicol

'Harpic' is waiting for its turn to make debut in Bollywood !
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In Dhabangg, it was Zandu Balm..
In Dhabangg-2, its Fevicol..
What's next ?
Bonefix, Iodex, Harpic
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Dabang : Main "zandu balm" hui darling tere liye..

Dabang 2 : meri photo ko seene se yaar chipkale saiyan "Fevicol" se..

Dabang 3 : Kaunsa product hoga?
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Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat?

Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?
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life me khushiya honi chahie....gum to fevicol b hai
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Last night my Books were dancing in my Dream

Do u Know on which Songs?

Guess????

Zara Zara Touch me Touch me..!:D

U know math ki book nay to had kar di kehnay lagi

"Subah honay na dain sath khonay na dain aik dusray ko hum sonay na dain " ;):P

Aur
physics ki book to Uuuufffhhh!
kehnay lagi:

"meray photo ko seenay say yar chipka lay fevicol say.
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Indian djs should understand har song ka remix karke uski maa behen nahi karni chahie -_-
"muskurane ki wajah .. Fevicol se .. Djjjj chotu chotu chotu chotu"
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Shayarriii special one for enemies...
Mere foto ko sene se yaar chipkale fevicol se...
Mere foto ko seene se yaar chipkale fevicol se...

Lagane ke bad utaro sala h2so4 se
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