Thursday, 26 May 2016

Funny Baniya Jokes,Quotes,Shayari + Pictures You Will Surely Love

baniya jokes

Baniye ki Girlfriend :- Kal tujhe kitne call kiye, lekin tune phone nahi uthaya.

Baniya :- Kyu uthaau, 30Rs. deke jo gana lagwaya wo kya tera baap sunega ??
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Baniya donates blood to santa.
Santa gifts him a car.
Baniya donate again.
this time santa give 1kg BARFI.
Baniya: bas
santa:ab meri ragho me baniye ka khoon dood rha hai.
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Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl...

AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana !!!
But Boy sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya

AGG Girl: Itni der kyo laga di???

Gupta Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha!!!

AGG Girl - Pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha, wapas khich liya!
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1 JUDGE
1 MBA
1 Baniya
Kashti Me Ja Rahe The
Ek bada JIN Aya aur Bola:
Samandar me Koi Cheez feko
Agar Maine Dhond Li To Mai Tumhe Maar Donga

na dhoond paya to me Tumhara Ghulam
.
.
JUDGE ne Pensil Fenki
JIN ne Dhund Li aur Use Maar Diya
.
M.B.A. ne Memory Card Phenka JIN ne Dhund Liya aur Use Bhi Maar Diya
.
.
BANIYE ne Disprin tablet Fenki
Wo Pani Me gayab ho gai
.
BANIYA :chal Beta, dukan me bohot kaam hai
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Papu- Lalaji dettol soap hai kya..? Lalaji (naak se ungli nikalte huye)- hanji hai ji. Papu- toh fir haath dho ke 1kg chaawal de do
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Ek Baar Ek Jaat aur Baniya ne shivji (bhole) ki pooja ki, Shivji ne darshan diye.

Aur Jaat ko
bole ke tu 3 var maang le.

Aur Baniye ko bole ki kyunki tu kai saal se meri pooja kar hai....
To jo bhi Jaat maangega uska doogna tum ko mil jaayega.

Jaat ne 100 beeghe dharti maang li,
To Baniya ko 200
beeghe mil gayi.

Jaat ne ek jodi bail maange to Baniya ko do jodi mil gaye.

Jaat ko ye nahi bhaya, Waise hi usko Baniyya pasand nahi tha.

To Jaat thodi der soch ke bola 'Shiv ji Maharaj, tu bahut
balwaan hai,
tune mujh pe kripa ki hai,
Ab tu mujhe itna
maar ki mein adhmaraa ho jaaun"
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A baniya boy went for a date with his girlfriend After coming back 2 home

Dad:kitne paise kharche?

.........Son:Rs1000

Dad:Angrily 1000?

Son:Ha wo itne he layi thi
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Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha To Ek

Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya. Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par Kuch Paise De

Do 4 Din Se Bhukha Hun.” 

Baniye Ke Mann Mein Pata Nahi Kya Aaya Baniye Ne 100 Ka Note Nikala Aur Bhikhari Ko Dikhate Hue Bola

“100 Ke Chhutte Hain Tere Paas.”

Bhikhari With Excitement: “Haan Bilkul Hai, Bhala Ho Tumhara.”

Baniya Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Pehle Wo To Kharch Kar Le Bc
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funny kanjus baniya

Baniya Girl: Aj dady ne muje tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya

Boy: Shit! fir kya bole?

baniya Girl: Bus ki ticket k paise wapas le liye!!! Bohot strict hai wo
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Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.

Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale
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funny quotes on baniya

Baniya at Petrol Pump: "5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do."

Pumpwala (gusse me): "Itna sara dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?"

Baniya: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle,Hum to aise hee paise udaate hai"
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Baniya antim sanse le raha tha, bola meri biwi kaha hai?
.
Biwi- main yahi hu
.
Meri beti?
.
Beti- yahi hu
.
Aur mera beta?
.
Beta- yahi hu
.
Saale sab yahi ho to dukan par kaun hai
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Other Funny Stuff
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