Monday, 16 May 2016

Funny Jokes On Air Hostess With Hilarious One Liners,Stories,Pictures

Air Hostess to Lalu - Sir, are u vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
Lalu: I am Indian
Air hostess: No, No. Sir, are you shakahari or masahari?
Lalu: Hat sasuri! I am Bihari.
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Now the Air India air hostess can say to the Kingfisher one -"Bitch, I may be fat and old, but at least I've got a job"”
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A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
.“Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara
Biwi Se milti!”
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Airhostess:
“Bakwas band kar kamine!”
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.Pathaan:
“Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti !”

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Welcome to Punjab Airlines.
Air hostess to Santa: Sir tusi ki loge.
Santa: Bread pakoda, tea & matthi.
Air hostess: Sir tusi flight te ho, prabhat pheri wich nahi
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flight attendant humor

Man to Superhot Air Hostess- Wats ur name?

Air Hostess- Eva Benz

Man- Wow, lovely name. Any relatn with Mercedes Benz?

Air Hostess- Same price
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Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That’s cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?
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South Indian boarding a plane.
Air hostess is smiling.
South Indian: Tatti vendi!
Air hostess (shocked): What???
South Indian: Tatti vendi!!!
Air hostess calls steward.
South Indian: Tatti vendi!!!
Steward: What???
South Indian thrusts his boarding pass below the steward's nose.
Steward looks at it and bursts out laughing.
Composes himself, and says
"Sir, seat 31 D is in the center. This way please!"
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air hostess jokes

Girl 1: Main Air Hostess banungi
Girl 2: Main Lawyer banungi
Girl 3: Main Fashion Designer banungi
Yami Gautam: Main Gori Banungi
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Airhostess came out of Pilot's cabin,
Dress crumpled,
hair essy,
Blouse open.
Bra missing,
Wet skirt,

Santa- Now I know why it's called COCK-PIT
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Air Hostess to Hyderabadi:
Sir, kya lenge Aap ?

Hyderabadi: Paaya Soup, Chicken Tikka, Boti Kabab, Fish Fry, Tandoori Roti, Haleem,
Mutton Biryani, Kheer, Kurbani Ka Mittha, Ice Cream aur Pan.

Air Hostess: Sir, Aap PLANE mein hain.
BAWA KE VALIME mein nahi
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Air hostess to Alok Nath : Sir, kya lenge?

Alok Nath - Puri,sabji,khir,laddu aur Mathura ke Pede.

Air hostess-Sir, aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
kisi k shraadh me nahi
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Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.'
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola :
'Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga,
fir Air Hostess ki Pappi lunga....

Air Hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi,
aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.
Bachcha bola : 'Tujhe badi jaldi hai Kamini...
suna nahi ?
Woh pehle chai piyega
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air hostess one liners

Dubai Shaikh in plane to Air Hostess- Walla! Hamare liye taaveez wala Chai laao.
Air Hostess-Abbe dhakkan, Wo taveez nahi tea-bag hai.
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Air hostess to all the passengers ,,
"Kripya apni-apni belt bandh le"..
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Santa asked, "Te Bibi jinha ne naade wale Pajame paye ne oh ki karn"
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A child flying in Singapore Airlines asked his mother:
"Eagles have baby eagle,
Crows have baby crow,
Why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother told him to ask the pretty Hostess & he did.
Air Hostess: "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

Boy: "Yes"
Air Hostess: "Well ! Then tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.
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