Friday, 8 April 2016

Funny IPL Jokes,Pictures,One Liners,Quotes

Here Is The Collection Of Hilarious IPL Jokes,Funny One Liners,Humorous Pictures,Quotes 

For IPL Lovers:-
Exam ko kabhi yad na karna
Answr sheet me jo likna hai uski friyad na krna

Jo hoga wo hokar rahega
Us fiker me apna IPL barbad mat krna..!

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Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai..
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Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena..
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Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai
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Ultimate IPL Joke
Gayle- I Want To Six
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Kohli-Sale Thora dhire khel
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Bowler Ashwin- Maff Karde Bhai
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Dhoni- Abb Kya karu ???
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Ashwin- dhoni tera luck kaha gya ???
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Umpire- Rain Stopped Play
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Ashwin to Dhoni- Teri Kismat hei ya pataka
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Dhoni- diwali par ake zyadi tezz ho jati hei
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AAJ IPL KAI NILAMI KA AAKHIRI DIN HAI TO 1 JOKE

PUNJAB KI MALKIN PRITTY ZINTA NIRMAL BABA K PAAS GAI AUR BOLI HAMARI TEAM KI PERFORMANCE BAHUT LOW HAI KU6 KIJIYE
NIRMAL BABA NE PU6A JAPPIYA DETI HO TEAM PLAYERS KO????
PRITTY ZINTA HA DETI HU
NIRMAL BABA NE KAHA 1 KAM KARO JIS TEAM KE KHILAAF MATHCH HO UNKE PLAYERS DO DO JAPPIYA DEDE NA DEKNA FIR KAMMAAAL...........

NIRMAL BABA ROCKED PRITTY ZINTA SHOCKED
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Kohli calls Dhoni...
Sakshi picks it up
Sakshi : Hello kaun ?
Kohli : Dhoni hai ?
Sakshi : nhi
Kohli : achaa...waise IPL 5 aur IPL 6 ka final kaun haara mainedekha nhi ?
Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun...tujhe kitni baaar btaun CSK haar gyi
Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone kiya tha...sun k accha lagta hai...hahaha
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humorous ipl one liners

Anything Is Possible In Love, War And
IPL
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IPL k wajah se cricket bahut improve hua,Hume bhi Exam
system ko improve karne k lye IPL k steps lene honge
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye

2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do..

3-1 free hit do Ji$me Studnt Apni Marzi ka 1 answr likh sake..

4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar hala jaye..

5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer girls dance kare Fir dekho,india ka har ek bacha exam me kese century banata hai!
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Child's father - Doctors, is it a gal or a boy ??????

Doc - Well, first of all, Congratulations ,

It's a citi moment of success,

So you can relax and take a max mobile timeout.

You know, I almost dropped the kid on the ground,

But then the nurse took a Karbonn kamaal catch and

The kid is alive, And to ur question of the kid being a gal or a boy.
Well all I can say is, he is a DLF Maximum
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funny ipl jokes

Due to IPL we can't telecast Sooryavansham for next 47 days, Inconvenience caused is deeply regretted.

- SET Sony MAX
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funny jokes on ipl cricket

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Sourav Ganguly on Rahul Dravid and IPL spot-
fixing scandal:
"Rahul Dravid is a very unlucky captain. When
he captained India, the coach was Greg
Chappel; now he is captaining Rajasthan
Royals and got a player like Sreeshanth! But
he captained his team very well in this IPL.
I personally believe that he didn't captain even
India in tests and ODIs so well. But at such a
crucial time, his team has been hurt badly.
And the whole nation suffered it badly because
the captain is Dravid.
Rahul has a tendency to move back. But now,
he has to look forward more efficiently. And
we must remember that just for 3 cricketers
IPL's name will not suffer and earn a bad
reputation.
There is one Sachin Tendulkar, one Rahul
Dravid and one Chris Gayle playing in it.".
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Killer shayaris are back!!
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited...
1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai

3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
and the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

4) Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7) Na jeene ki aarzoo na marne ka khauf..
The number you're trying is currently switched off.
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo
Naya godrej powder hair dye, bas kaato gholo aur laga lo

9) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

10) mehgai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu...

11) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

12) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna....

13) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

14) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...! 

15) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risk

16) Aatma Gayi Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

17) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hain, koi apne jagah se nahi hilega
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