Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Funny Examination Jokes,Answers,Quotes,One Liners And Hilarious Pictures

Funny Exam Fail Joke

Pappu English exam me
Fail ho gaya translation
ki wajah
se....
.
1.Me ek Aam admi hu
...
-I am a mango man
.
2.Mujhe English ati he
-English comes to me
.
3.Me haripur hazara se
hu
-I belong to Green pur
Thousanda
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4.Sadak par goliyan chal
rahi he
-Tablets are walking on
the
road...:)°.
.
Hahaha ab pta chla sala
papu pas kyu ni
hota...

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funny exam jokes

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
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Aur
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Kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki mne copy karne diya tha,
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Naughty Student:- Naa ji hum kahenge,
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Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya, mar jaye
saala haramkhor
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Funny Exam Puns

Exam ke time…
Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan
kyu ho?
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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
.
Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen
bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll
No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya
bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or
tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai.
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Silly exam answers jokes

In IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove
Sin x = 6n
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Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides !
Then six=6
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& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k questions ka !
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An engineering student attended a medical exam by mistake. See the answers...

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings .

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A dish

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.parotitis : inflammation of parrot

16. Urology: the study of european
people
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During the exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.

His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.

When collecting the paper after the exam..

Teacher : I'm gonna minus 10marks.

Akpos : What!! Why sir ?

Teacher : For copying.

Akpos : How do you know that I was copying ?

Teacher : I saw you looking under the table.

Akpos : laughing Question 9 said, STUDY THE TABLE BELOW.
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exam jokes one liners

its amazes me dat people re afraid to talk in d exam hall ,even wen d question clearly said"discuss.
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Akpos final year Exam questions & answer

Ques: If U can't beat them???
Akpors: Arrange to have them beaten.
Ques: A Rolling stone?
Akpors: Na person push am.
Ques: Half bread
Akpors: Is better than chin chin
Ques: Blood is thicker than
Akpors: pure water
Ques: He who run to fight?
Akpors: Na fear catch am
Ques: He who lauqh last?
Akpors: na begining of madness be dat
Ques: The patient Dog
Akpors: Na hungry go kill am.
Ques: Cut ur cloth?
Akpors: According to ur materials
Ques: To be for warn?
Akpors: Na beating tinz after oh..
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Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya di hain,
aaj ke honhaar students ne ??
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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
.
365-122=243
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aur summer vacation gino 61 din..
243-61=182 din
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Ussmein 52 sunday..
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182-52=130 din..
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Diwali - holi etc... Festival ke 40..
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College festival 15 din [40 15=55]
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130-55=75 din
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din..
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75-46=29 din
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke..
Uske 15 din..
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29-15=14 din..
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte hi h pure sal m ..
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14-10=4 din bache..
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T.V dekhne ke 3 din pure sal m ..
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4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
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1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata hai.
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe yaar..??
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A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions
and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.

He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.

The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

'I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.'
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A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

Sir, do u know everything about law?

Prof: Yes.

Student: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.

Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:
Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal.

The professor collapsed
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Three guys bunked exam
because they
didn’t read. Came up with a
plan. Got themselves very
dirty using grease then
went to see the Dean.

Sir we are sorry we couldn’t
make it for the exam. “We attended a wedding on our
way back the car broke
down
thus we’re so dirty”.

The Dean understood and
gave them three days to
prepare.

After three days they went
to the Dean, they were very
ready for the exam because
this time they studied real
hard.

The Dean put them in three
separate classes.
There were only 4
questions on the exam
paper.

1. Who was getting
married? (25marks).
2. Where was the
reception?
(25marks).
3. What colour was the
groom’s suit?
(25marks).
4. What type of car broke
down?
(25marks).

Good luck!!! Your answers should be the same.
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Very Funny Exam Song

Honey singh ka exam version...
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Book se hu door
lekin exam se majboor...
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Dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor...
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Haa answer ye sachchi aaj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nai aata kese teacher ko patau..
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Bas pass hone ke liye mai ye answer likhta jaun...
Din raat hi main ye answer rat'ta jaun..

Book aur guide me dekho vari vari...
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Ji karda book faad du main saaari.
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