Monday, 15 February 2016

Krishna And Sudesh Hilarious Comedy Jokes

krushna: happy new year lehri saab...
sudesh slaps him!
krushna: thappar kyun mara?
sudesh: sale, jitne thappar tune mujhe mara,agar main aaj shurru karun to diwali tak bhi khatam nahin hoga!

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Sudesh: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?

Krishna:After 3 quarters 🍷🍷🍷I don't really care about company, I just do the Naagin Dance

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FAADU JOKE, MUST READ
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Krishna = Where R u.?
Sudesh = I'm At "Bank"
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Krishna = I Need 10,000 For New Cell
Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.
Sudesh = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK

"KHOON PIYEGA SAALE KHOON.?".
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krushna to kachori wale sudesh se ---- bhai sahib kachori kitne ki h,
sudesh (kachori wala) --- 10 Rs. Ki.
Krishna(customer)--- or sabji..
Sudesh --- sabji kachori ke sath free h.
Krishna fir to sabji hi sabji dedo... Kachori rahane do...

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Sudesh : We'll soon become rich !!!

Krishna : How ?

Sudesh: Tomorrow my Mathematics Teacher will teach me how to convert 'Paise' into 'Rupees' !!
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krishna sudesh comedy jokes

Sudesh: bol johny johny yes papa

krushna: teri maa ka saaki naaka

hilarious krishna sudesh jokes
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Krushna Abhishek : Iss baar mai Comedy Cirus jeet ke dikhaunga !

Balvinder Singh Bison : Nahee ho sakta ... tera partner Sudesh Lehri bhi punjab se hai .. aur Kapil Sharma bhi punjab se hai ! Kapil Sharma ne pehle hi usse 30% mei set kiya hua hai !

Krushna Abhishek : Oh.. tabhi baat baat pe kehta hai ki "TERE THAPPAD MARNA EE MAI !"

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