Saturday, 6 February 2016

Funny Valentines Day Jokes,Pictures,Quotes,One Liners

The only things I could offer anybody for Valentine's day would be bad jokes and memes.
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Can't wait to receive nothing on Valentines day :P
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funny valentines day picture


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Funniest valentine's day one liners

  • Valentine's Day should be April 1st cause all that day brings is jokes.
  • All joking aside,think how many babies might be created on valentines day :D
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funny anti-valentines day quotes and sayings
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Valentine's Day is a joke. There shouldn't be a specific day to show your significant other you love them, you should show them everyday how much you appreciate them and love them.
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funny valentines day insult

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Valentine's day is a joke its just a day where people say they love you and buy you stuff but actually don't know the meaning of "love " materials shouldn't matter and you shouldn't have to buy someone something to show them you love them and Valentine's day shouldn't be the only day out of 365 days of the year that you show them you "love " them . My opinion is people confuse love with lust it very easily done . I've done it . I rather be alone every Valentine's days from here on out then to be with a someone that I confused love for lust.
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funny valentines day jokes
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Funny Valentines Day Stories

He: Hey, I might play badminton today. My friend xyz is playing, and I want to play too. Do you mind if I go?
She: (looking calm) No, do what you want.
He: Ok cool.
And he went away to play badminton.

What followed later was funnier.

She: How could you do that!
He: I thought that you are a great girlfriend. You allowed me to play even on Valentine's day.
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A True Story-

A group of lonely five were sitting in our dorm on valentines day which gave an yearly reminder of how big losers we were :D But this year, it would not be the same as it has been for years together and since none of us played guitar, we thought of doing something cheap.

Opened IIT Delhi cult fest website: Rendezvous' webpage and started picking numbers of random girls and started calling them and wishing them on the Valentine's. Most of them would jab it down and we were mostly going to end it after this last call to a girl namedNatasha (arbitrary name), who, before I could say anything after Hello, reckoned me to be Ricky (her childhood buddy) and we kept talking unless she asked,"btw, are you Ricky?" and I had no answer for it except reciprocating with fury that how disgusting it was on her part to not have recognized her childhood friend. Eventually, she realized that we were perverts and hung up.

It was after a while that we received call from the actual Ricky thing threatening us to lodge an FIR and the friend whose number was being used had his balls in his mouth. After some serious shit was that the Ricky creature finally settled down.

Not a very pleasant but a very different Valentine's it became.
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She - Jaanu Valentines Day Aa Raha Hai Kya Gift Doge...??
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Me - Diamond Ring.
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She - Kuch Bada Do Na Babu.
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Me - MRF Ka Tyre Legi...??
Majboot Aur Tikau Bhi Hai...!

*single again*
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Funny Insulting Propose On Valentines Day

Funny Propose On Valentines Day-

me : dekh main nahi chahta future mai mera ladka teri ladki ko chhede.

she : toh?

me : hum unhe bhai behen bana dete hai‪.

#‎ blocked‬
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